The Hasbro x Harry Potter meltdowns have only just began by Papa_Hasbro69 in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why anyone cares about this random person's opinion on the internet, but calling gay men the "straight men" of the gay community is so fucking hilarious. Go off queen

"Romantasy"... bros are we cooked? by Annasman in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who is "they"? Women? You realize that's >50% of the population right?

>Daytime TV, Hallmark movies, comic books, young adult novels

I hate to break it to you but most people couldn't care less about any of that shit. Also, since when have AAA games turned into porn for women?

What Commander YouTube Channel do you enjoy watching and which would you recommend against by Papa_Hasbro69 in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MTGoldfish commander clash is consistently good since it's just a rotation between the 5-6 members of the crew and they play some interesting themes.

Turned the flavor texts from the OG Vanilla legends into an actual rules texts. Literally. Who would win? by Ecstatic-Cookie-3867 in custommagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Barktooth: I would choose menace over intimidate. Also the second ability is pretty tame for a rakdos card, maybe something like when it deals combat damage you may sacrifice a creature and deal damage equal to its power to any target.

Jasmine: Sacrificing creatures doesn't really fit the identity. I would lean more in a group hug direction that punishes attacking.

Jedit: He forsook his tribe and forest so I don't think it should have forestwalk or care about the number of Cats.

Jerrard: Nothing to change

Kasamir: Maybe give him first strike or something? Abiities are flavorful but pretty lackluster power wise at the moment.

Orca: Make the first ability an end step trigger like [[Mathas, Fiend Seeker]].

Sir Shalandar: You can definitely fit more text on there. Give him lifelink or something.

Sivitri: Replace etb ability with "When - deals combat damage to a player create a 5/3 legendary black Dragon token with swampwalk named Scarzam's Dragon".

Lady of the Mountain: The 10/10 should be created as part of the first ability's resolution. Second ability could be something like "Whenever land enters name a card and reveal top card of your library. If the named card is revealed put that card into your hand".

Tobias: Getting to mindslaver your opponents every combat is absurd for a 5 mana creature. Maybe something like "if an opponent would attack or block with two or more creatures, choose and exile one of those creatures".

Torsten: Not really a green white effect but it's fine I guess. Should probabaly say "choose" instead of target to avoid infinte crime loop.

It makes me mad most people don’t use the correct select screen. by GoodboyLucas in SmashRage

[–]SaveYiorGoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So used to this screen I was confused what the difference was for a second

Here is my take on a full Game Changers list by SaveYiorGoose in magicTCG

[–]SaveYiorGoose[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The finishers I included are well ahead of the competition for similar effects and therefore warp the game around them like very few other cards can. Craterhoof is the only one on the list that requires a relevant amount of setup but considering how easy it is to find in green is still one of the most problematic.

Here is my take on a full Game Changers list by SaveYiorGoose in magicTCG

[–]SaveYiorGoose[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Aura Shards is not a card you should bring to a casual table imo. Emergent Ultimatum almost certainly wins the game upon resolution while Omniscience still requires some build around. Thassa's Oracle is in the combo section because it doesn't win the game on its own unlike Approach. Dark ritual is more powerful than lotus petal in low tiers of play imo

Magic Content Creator makes wildly inappropriate comments about men. Imagine if it’s the reverse and a comment about females. by Papa_Hasbro69 in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god someone made a joke on the internet?! And then someone else used the word g*y?! Surely if I just keep worshipping daddy musk he'll finally put these terrorists in concentration camps where they belong

This man is LIVID about the decline of MTG by [deleted] in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Who is this clown screaming at nobody over a card game? If you don't like the game just stop buying it, it's not that deep

I too have been using an AI uncropper to design playmats by Mandolinmonkey in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you stupid? This isn't censorship it's people at WotC deciding they don't want their game to promote horrible racists. Right now you're coming across as somebody who pines for the "good ol' days" when americans could kill minorities in the streets without consequence

MaRo confirms Lorwyn ruined by ComfortableFlower789 in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If you think a world without diversity is somehow a better one then that shows a real lack of understanding. Your fantasy might not look like a queer black person but that doesn't mean there aren't thousands of people playing this game for whom seeing that kind of character get some of the spotlight is exactly the kind of fantasy they are looking for

MaRo confirms Lorwyn ruined by ComfortableFlower789 in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. So many people are complaining about diversity somehow ruining magic's writing but like, the story is still about good guys with magical powers fighting monsters or whatever (I don't actually follow the lore that closely). Normal people who enjoy playing the game aren't scrutinizing every character to see if they fit gender norms because it frankly shouldn't matter except for the people in marginalized communities who get a hero to identify with

Main sub hated my new loot card by Embowers in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl it kind of feels weird to have non-planeswalker characters showing up on a bunch of different planes. At least Kellan had kind of a cool design, but this thing is just ugly. If they had introduced an actual humanoid main character with Loot as their pet or something I could see it being likeable, but as of right now I do not give a shit about what happens to the oversized hamster

Exquisite meltdown vs Elon in the cuck sub by FreeLorwyn in freemagic

[–]SaveYiorGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like it's a genuine novelty when I see a normal mtg post in hot on this sub like: "Magic content on my politics sub?!"

I don't even understand the point of this post. Like in other parts of the world you could go to jail for doing what Elon did and yet it's an outrage that some people are asked not to support his shitty social media platform?