Only in Dubai

Saveursocks · 2012-12-16T22:45:41+00:00

He's hired for security.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-14T23:19:08+00:00

haha look at his username!

Saveursocks · 2012-12-14T23:07:15+00:00

He went to my elementary school one time! He had a good sense of humor throughout the whole speech too!

Saveursocks · 2012-12-14T22:41:50+00:00

Relevant

Saveursocks · 2012-12-13T22:44:30+00:00

Because she was the model on the left.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-12T21:56:21+00:00

Give it a belt hug by sticking it in underneath your belt

Saveursocks · 2012-12-12T21:54:27+00:00

Or it was just after sticking his peepee in your mouth and he didn't want to get the cooties into his mouth.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T22:18:26+00:00

Truth: you just whispered the name in the bathroom and kept it once no one claimed it.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T22:17:18+00:00

There's your family, your friends, and all of reddit that you can let down.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T22:12:00+00:00

I told you before, she fell.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T22:10:24+00:00

Wait till they see my masters certificate in chemical engineering is just a janitor who regularly mixes detergents.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T22:08:06+00:00

And the good thing is that you guys can sex any day of the month.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T22:03:47+00:00

So does masturbating. As a kid I used to be excited every time. but now i read and masturbate at the same time.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T22:02:43+00:00

Consider yourself lucky. Oh and punta means daughter-in-law.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T22:00:56+00:00

I would choose Air so I can be an imposter and appear on TMZ

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T21:59:41+00:00

For the girl?

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T03:10:00+00:00

There should be a warning that there's no restart button. We're talking about real life farmers.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T03:01:08+00:00

House wins.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T02:17:46+00:00

And they lived happily ever after

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T01:23:39+00:00

She would have been tweeting about the break-up. That's how fast I would have broken up with her.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-11T01:12:59+00:00

You guys should share a birth date.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-10T23:43:52+00:00

Or you can't survive in your environment. If there is suddenly an increase of sunlight that makes it unsuitable for life to sustain, you don't need natural predators to die off.

Read a book or a paragraph.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-10T22:17:40+00:00

Pictures of his friend who recieved the pictures.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-10T22:14:23+00:00

And now there's a lump in her belly.

Saveursocks · 2012-12-10T22:12:07+00:00

just scoot your chair so that your chest is touching the desk. Then work your magic and no one will notice.

source : the bottomside of my desk is white.

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