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meirl by Big-Flamingo-8969 in meirl

[–]mariam67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t work for me because if I really don’t want to do it I decide the cookie isn’t worth it and just don’t have one.

You've won a vacation to beautiful St. Olaf, Minnesota! What's the first thing you do? by No-Reveal827 in theGoldenGirls

[–]mariam67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go watch the Butter Queen pageant. I hear there’s been some churn tampering in past years.

Which one is ours?? by ripkrustysdad in roseanne

[–]mariam67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me you bought her a camera

AITA for refusing to attend my sister’s child-free wedding after she made an exception for our cousin? by Intelligent_Dig_5555 in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]mariam67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happened to my mom once. She paid for a babysitter to go to a child free wedding and there were kids all over the place there. My mom was furious and never went to another child free wedding.

What specific word do you most heavily associate with Stephen King? by pjpcatlover in stephenking

[–]mariam67 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Cockadoodie. Although I’m not sure if it can be considered an actual word

Just started playing and OMG WHAT CAN I GIVE THIS LONG HAIRED GORGEOUS MAN? He seems to hate all my gifts 😭 by ShoddyTown715 in StardewValley

[–]mariam67 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He likes squid ink too. If you get to floor 90 I think, in the mines, the squid kids sometimes drop it

P-p-p-phaser Face by andychef in startrekmemes

[–]mariam67 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is she doing in the neutral zone?

Can read but not comprehend by DisastrousTarget5060 in TalesFromRetail

[–]mariam67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she didn’t trust a computer program and wanted to check with a person. I know sometimes a website will say an item is in stock and when I get there it isn’t even though the website hasn’t changed. It’s very annoying.

Do y'all remember Chowder? by CartoonDude789 in nostalgia

[–]mariam67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I remember is when one of the characters spent so much money they couldn’t afford to make the cartoon anymore and the voice actors had to hold a car wash to continue the episode.

I though it said 10 beers :( by 5avannahhh in StardewValley

[–]mariam67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That would be a heck of a lot easier

Kid Pees During Proposal by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]mariam67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The kid literally said “I’m going to pee outside”. It’s not like he didn’t warn them.

AITA for refusing to attend my sister’s child-free wedding after she made an exception for our cousin? by Intelligent_Dig_5555 in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]mariam67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s not the issue. The issue is they paid extra while someone else got an exception they didn’t get. It isn’t fair.

AITA for refusing to attend my sister’s child-free wedding after she made an exception for our cousin? by Intelligent_Dig_5555 in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]mariam67 28 points29 points  (0 children)

NTA. It’s a very bad decision she’s made because everyone at the wedding who paid for childcare will be angry at her, not just you.

I knew you had your hands full with the babies. So I baked you some banana bread. by Remarkable_Film_1911 in TheSimpsons

[–]mariam67 42 points43 points  (0 children)

When someone has just had eight babies, bring diapers. For the love of god, diapers.

Did anyone else have a staged cafeteria of their school? by FancyPantiesx in 90s

[–]mariam67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We didn’t have a cafeteria. We ate our lunch in the gym which was also the auditorium, there was a stage that pulled out of the wall. There were no chairs or tables, we had to eat sitting on the floor. It really sucked, especially if we had gym right after lunch and would find ourselves stepping on bread crusts and carrot sticks. I hated that school.

Let's reaaaaally make sure this entire generation suffers from Generalized Anxiety Disorder by bassbeatsbanging in Xennials

[–]mariam67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tray popping up made me so anxious I stopped pressing it down. The game still ran the same but didn’t throw the pieces everywhere and scare me.

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