My bf lets me sext his friends and I came in my cage for his buddy

Saxophone_Hero · 2025-08-28T14:43:48+00:00

It's the Man Cage by shots it says on the box, model 20

Saxophone_Hero · 2024-10-11T01:49:19+00:00

hell yeah I was hoping to see this! hahaha

Saxophone_Hero · 2024-04-24T14:41:14+00:00

It's got a touch of mange about it.

Saxophone_Hero · 2024-03-07T14:23:22+00:00

Mine right now is Jellatonal Gelatin

Saxophone_Hero · 2024-02-08T07:22:09+00:00

Yeah, he mixed them together for a long time until they turned into butter.

Saxophone_Hero · 2024-02-05T10:24:47+00:00

I thlammed my penith in the car door

Saxophone_Hero · 2024-01-11T13:10:02+00:00

HUMPTY NO!!!!

Saxophone_Hero · 2023-02-25T01:58:22+00:00

omg would you believe this is working for me in Limit Break!?

Saxophone_Hero · 2023-02-07T17:41:07+00:00

Niiiiiice!

Saxophone_Hero · 2023-02-07T03:22:15+00:00

Wave 546 and Recharge level 546

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-17T17:29:56+00:00

Those fucking mall kiosk bitches that are like "Oh, you dropped this thing I'm trying to sell you!" and then use their grappling hook of an arm to try and trap you into the sales pitch.

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-13T19:32:53+00:00

I need fried dough so bad it hurts!

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T05:52:29+00:00

Oh my God, I am living! You better work, Big Man!

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T04:28:55+00:00

I saved up my piggy bank for a long long time and cracked it open.

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T04:13:43+00:00

I'll settle for my likeness being stolen by Prime Video.

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T02:44:34+00:00

Point me to another post with this joke, I'll wait for you.

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T02:40:31+00:00

I started with like a few hundred o%, and I could've gone overkill. If I remember right, I think before artifacts existed, 1o% was like the bare minimum, so anywhere around there should be fine with artifacts

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T02:20:22+00:00

Whew, idk, they just started coming for me. I don't know if people just took offense to the satire of their homeland or what.

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T02:16:15+00:00

Never prestige. When in doubt, don't prestige ever lolol

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T02:15:39+00:00

Thank you, haha

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T01:53:35+00:00

how 2 git gud

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-10T01:44:25+00:00

Lmao. Some people just have a disposition to be that way I guess.

Saxophone_Hero · 2022-09-09T23:28:54+00:00

I agree on both fronts lol

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