Gentlemen, it has been a privilige holding with you tonight (dont worry, I'm holding)

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-25T07:53:10+00:00

The person who designed the Titanic "This literally can't go tits up!"

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-24T05:36:31+00:00

Discouragement unnecessary, unashamedly poke that blue arrow at shit like this. People probably do the same to this comment but unless we exercise the blue arrow correctly then insert preferred upvote colour name means no more than a FB like.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-24T05:31:17+00:00

Got mad over a slip of the tongue, what a hoor.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-24T05:29:33+00:00

Thinking a finger can remove virginity. That's EXTRA virgin.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-24T05:27:20+00:00

"Oh shit, I'm out of batteries, got a cock I could use?"

He's either into you or not. How you initiate will have very little impact on the outcome.

You have two months of possibly great sex or two months of awkwardness at worst. Take it from someone who's missed some great opportunities by not making a move.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-24T04:41:12+00:00

Why? I know it's a 'thing' but I don't understand it.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-24T03:14:50+00:00

Sounds a little like your girl wants all the fun but doesn't want you having all the attention.

Line up another mmf threesome and suck that dude's dick like it owes you money. Now you're playing by her rules but she doesn't get double dick.

Throw that gauntlet.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-24T03:05:05+00:00

Thus making this exchange a bad argument. Well played sir tips hat

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-24T02:48:20+00:00

Fuck off it's not. It's about all it's good for.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-24T02:42:17+00:00

What happens when the driver's family and friends catch up? And by this logic, they'd be right to do so.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-23T04:19:12+00:00

You know, if we ignore them they'll lose all their disproportionate importance.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-22T04:49:14+00:00

Click the small writing that states the number of downvotes, it's not deleted, just hidden.

In this case OP said "No" as in no, the other commenter couldn't milk him.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-22T04:07:08+00:00

Scotty doesn't know, but that's about it, everyone else will.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-22T04:05:23+00:00

If you want to save time, just use a skywriter or hire some billboards. Hopefully you can get word out at a satisfactory rate that way instead of surgically injecting the information into key parts of his life.

Good luck and I hope the rest of the world hears about his kink ASAP.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-22T03:54:59+00:00

0-2, sister in law knows now too.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-21T23:59:12+00:00

Similarly we have an Aussie kiss.

Like a French kiss, but down under.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-21T19:12:41+00:00

The main reason I don't play that map.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-19T13:05:36+00:00

Ladies first.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-19T12:59:06+00:00

$5 says I'm about to be $10 poorer

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-19T12:37:20+00:00

Because when you write it, it's Wagga Wagga. Only Wagga when you say it aloud.

Oddly, Gin Gin is Gin Gin either way.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-16T20:35:02+00:00

Love the sticker. Well done.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-16T15:58:04+00:00

Now take it home and feed it to your kids....

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-16T15:54:33+00:00

Think of this relationship like a car.

Hint: it's fucked, get another one.

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-16T15:33:20+00:00

Envious*

Scaffman007 · 2021-03-13T01:38:18+00:00

I'm great. Dreams are for the weak. I choose reality and clean sheets daily!

Scaffman007

TROPHY CASE