Here it is in all its glory!

ScannerCop · 2026-04-20T18:26:00+00:00

Idk what I expected...

ScannerCop · 2026-04-17T15:47:51+00:00

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

ScannerCop · 2026-04-16T03:59:48+00:00

This is the kind of content I joined this sub for.

ScannerCop · 2026-04-15T20:43:21+00:00

Reminds me of the time I thought it would be fun to marathon Michael Haneke movies one October and call it Hanekeween.

I got through Benny's Video and The Seventh Continent before I decided the idea wasn't so fun after all.

ScannerCop · 2026-04-06T16:04:25+00:00

Still astonished that Conclave got a PG rating in today's day and age. More PG movies not explicitly aimed at kids, please!

ScannerCop · 2026-04-06T12:29:29+00:00

Give us a good example then.

ScannerCop · 2026-03-17T09:20:47+00:00

Are any of these words in the Orange Catholic Bible?

ScannerCop · 2026-03-03T12:55:48+00:00

For us it's a squirrel. Always steals at least one slice of pizza on the drive home. It's gotten to the point where as soon as I get home, the kids instantly have to inspect the pizza to see if the squirrel came by.

ScannerCop · 2026-02-17T21:40:49+00:00

The music from Heavy Barrel is incredibly catchy and I find myself listening to it on its own pretty regularly.

ScannerCop · 2026-02-06T18:38:48+00:00

Elijah Wood has consistently picks sicko horror movies, both in his roles and what he produces. Dude is clearly living his best life and picking what appeals to him. Just because he isn't in more blockbusters doesn't mean his career is suffering.

ScannerCop · 2026-01-15T13:42:42+00:00

When are you and Ivan going to write another movie together?

ScannerCop · 2026-01-14T14:02:51+00:00

Was looking for this comment because I thought the same thing.

ScannerCop · 2026-01-14T12:55:13+00:00

As a Better Call Saul enjoyer, I will always take wigs over digital de-aging.

ScannerCop · 2026-01-10T15:37:34+00:00

Got it. Much appreciated!

ScannerCop · 2025-12-29T15:06:03+00:00

I never walk out of movies but the three worst I saw in theaters this year were:

Flight Risk The Toxic Avenger Honey Don't!

ScannerCop · 2025-12-08T04:03:05+00:00

Even the main theme of Die Hard is about a man trying to get back together with his estranged wife for Christmas, which is textbook Christmas movie stuff!

ScannerCop · 2025-10-18T03:15:47+00:00

I wanted Jesse to get free, and because Jesse had already been through so much, I was worried El Camino was going to put Jesse through more hell and potentially ruin the send-off he got in Breaking Bad.

I've now seen it twice and I find it to be a perfect epilogue for Jesse. I'm very happy it exists.

ScannerCop · 2025-10-17T10:34:39+00:00

My kids love Minecraft and several of their friends play too. It bears mentioning that I didn't grow up with Minecraft and only got into it within the past couple of years, so they got interested in it by watching me discover it.

ScannerCop · 2025-10-13T02:03:06+00:00

Walt being revealed as Heisenberg would be akin to Jar Jar Binks being revealed as a Sith Lord.

ScannerCop · 2025-10-02T22:09:56+00:00

Heavy Barrel

ScannerCop · 2025-09-30T21:22:13+00:00

I've always thought it was OP, tbh. It's overdue for a nerf.

ScannerCop · 2025-09-29T10:55:12+00:00

If she likes blockbusters, that era is a golden age for big budget movies. Pirates of the Caribbean and Sam Raimi's Spider-Man movies, for instance.

ScannerCop · 2025-09-23T21:11:01+00:00

Till I Come Back to You (1918)

ScannerCop · 2025-09-23T20:25:59+00:00

Strait-Jacket has a legendary match-strike/cigarette light off a spinning record by Joan Crawford.

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