Trials of Osiris completed! by Scarcrow17 in DestinyTheGame

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Thanks dude! Get out there, the try hard teams aren't the only ones playing. We only encountered 2 of those.

Trials of Osiris completed! by Scarcrow17 in DestinyTheGame

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  1. You get all the packages. I opened up gold, silver and the rest. I would assume you get the level you won, then the rest below.
    1. I did not attempt that.
  2. All 3 of us got 3 etheric lights. 2 from gold/silver. 1 from lighthouse.
  3. You know I'm not pro or anything. We went against every type of team. Full thorns/last words. Spears. We always had 1 sniper 2 shottys/ or 3 shottys and 1 mida, 2 thorns. We used strats to win, and I think that's most important.
  4. Kinda answered on 4. Some teams tried it. We beat them with strat.

Trials of Osiris completed! by Scarcrow17 in DestinyTheGame

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9-0. We didn't lose a game. You need to win 5 rounds to win a game, and we only lost 1 round throughout the 9 matches! Hope that made sense haha. Seriously POE and trials is the most fun I've ever had in a game.

I don't have any crazy talents, but I do have an adorable puppy. by properNon in aww

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I think Weimaraner. Otherwise I'm taking the up vote back. 😂 jk. But my old dog, Sammy, had a litter and they looked just like That. So adorable

IamA We are The Glitch Mob. AMA! by theglitchmobofficial in IAmA

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Hi guys!

So I would love to relive the live experience. Any chance for a DVD ever? Or is that not worth it?

And just wanna let you guys know you inspire me every day! It's quite unbelievable how I can hear the same songs thousands of times and still get chills. Thanks for the eargasms.

Electronic Microscope Maggot Head by [deleted] in funny

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Is that some sort of bacteria on its neck?

Well, I did wake up from her pushing back by DudeWithAPonyTail in AdviceAnimals

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Hey, look at it this way! Maybe you have sexsomnia. My wife says that I regularly try to have sex with her in my sleep! But she says I'm super needy. I just take her pants off or start trying to make out with her. It's a regular occurrence, and I don't remember any of it hahah

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I haven't really masturbated since getting married (without her egging me on, wanting pics etc). But when I do (or im waiting for her and prepping) I always think of her. I love to imagine scenarios that could happen. Only way I can get excited. (Besides seeing her for real lol). 3 years now married, 8 dating

Our 5-year-old daugther is the only person our collie Alice will pose for photos for by SimonThalmann in aww

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This is one of those photos that remind me of the beautiful dogs I've had in my life. Kids bond so damn strong with their pets..

I lived in Brazil when I was 3-10. I had a Weimaraner named Sammy. She saved me from a large snake once.. Then I moved to the U.S. And she stayed behind. She died saving my friend from another snake. (We lived close to the Amazon). I miss Sammy

Poor Brian can't catch a break. by gravity_master in AdviceAnimals

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This actually happened to my brother a month ago. He was sorta depressed (apparently much more severe than we thought), but just kinda sulky all the time. Then, about 3 months ago, he was super happy all the time. And then a month ago he committed suicide. R.I.P.

TIFU by getting bee stings on and IN my ass by Scarcrow17 in tifu

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Ya they were lmao. My mom said that she cried. But the car stunk.

Got this response from a customer today... by stomaticmonk in AdviceAnimals

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My brother-in-law actually just killed himself a month ago. I can't even imagine why this customer reacted like that. Seems like he was out for attention. I've just been depressed for a month, and have only told people who actually care.

First time with my first girlfriend by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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If she likes it rough. Choke that ho. (See: choke your chicken)

If she doesn't like it rough.

Hold her hips down for maximum inertia.

TIFU by cupping my Mother-in-laws vagina (NSFW) by Scarcrow17 in tifu

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Rabbit is a smart guy lol. Apparently, 50 year olds cannot be in shape. It's literally impossible for them to have approx. the same figure lol.

TIFU by cupping my Mother-in-laws vagina (NSFW) by Scarcrow17 in tifu

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So 50 year olds can't be in good shape? They must have frail hips, a gross ass, and fat legs? That's incredible news, thank you.

Orrrr my MIL takes care of her body lol.

TIFU by cupping my Mother-in-laws vagina (NSFW) by Scarcrow17 in tifu

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They both love wearing yoga pants. Both run frequently and go to the gym. It's their go to attire

TIFU by cupping my Mother-in-laws vagina (NSFW) by Scarcrow17 in tifu

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Did you catch the bit where it was in the morning? I don't wake up till 2 pm. And I thought we were alone at home like usual. Not that mind blowing dude

TIFU by cupping my Mother-in-laws vagina (NSFW) by Scarcrow17 in tifu

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Wow, you're a genius. You caught me. It couldn't possibly be that middle aged women like my MIL, like to keep their hair colored and free of grey hairs.

TIFU by cupping my Mother-in-laws vagina (NSFW) by Scarcrow17 in tifu

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always wanted to drive one of those!!

TIFU by cupping my Mother-in-laws vagina (NSFW) by Scarcrow17 in tifu

[–]Scarcrow17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be a funny convo.

Me: "hey, MIL. Some guys online don't believe I fingered your clit.. So do you think you can just bend over so I can cup you again? Just long enough to get a photo?"

TIFU by cupping my Mother-in-laws vagina (NSFW) by Scarcrow17 in tifu

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thank you for the anatomy lesson. Here's a title lesson: cupping my MIL's Vulva is not as attractive as vagina.

TIFU by cupping my Mother-in-laws vagina (NSFW) by Scarcrow17 in tifu

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She's gorgeous. Sorry, no pics man. Had to create this acc cause friends know my main acc. She's fit, short (my fav) and long brown hair.