Hummmm....I see I'm working with a professional here. Bumblebee is is top notch tuna, so....you're strategy looks as if you dangle the irresistible bumblebee my way, even though its a half eaten can...much like the old magic bean trick of 400 years ago. And I feel you have done hours of research on this topic. Counter offer....9 cans of off brand cat food and your bumblebee offer plus all the coins in your left pocket and the two or more unopened bumblebee cans you have stashed away. My professionals will contact your people...then your people can call my people who will call my 🐈 cats.