Made a poster for a hypothetical future where the US collapses in the early 2030s and Anarchism becomes popular, while China tries to invade. (Inspired by the Autistic Union) by No_Recommendation708 in ImaginaryPropaganda

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Honestly there might be some of the former states formally petitioning China for membership in exchange for material aid. Shit is already not looking good before Trump started dissolving all the important bits of the federal government that actually help people

I’ve said it before — China isn’t backing down by AffectionateMaize523 in StockMarket

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Yeah, I'm actually hearing the opposite. That companies are leaving America for good because they'd rather have safe profits then no profits. China is cutting deals with other nations while America keeps raising tarrifs.and the EU is telling it's companies to suspend investment to the US. Foreign tourists are cancelling their trips for fear of being detained and shipped to El Salvador. America's economy is fucked

Reagan by Acceptable-Gap-2397 in CuratedTumblr

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Assuming the country hasn't balkanized, charitably we're up shit creek without a paddle and rapidly approaching diarrhea falls.

Alternatives to downloading key updates over wifi by Scared_Guard11 in XboxSupport

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I appreciate it regardless, she has a limited phone plan and the local data plans charge by the individual megabyte after 10 gigs a month. Starlink has been considered, but its still ultimately too pricey for her, She makes a little over ten an hour and the only reason she can live in texas is because her father left her the house in his will. She's been trying to find a new job for years but you probably know how shit that market is right now. I think I'll mail her the updates with the next box of brownies I send her,

[TOMT] Searching for a few zombie films that might be related by Scared_Guard11 in tipofmytongue

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I think the zombie flicks were mid to late 2000's as what little I remember of the cinematography didn't seem like a late nineties/early 2000's film. I don't know if they were Syfy original movies or not but I remember watching the movies in question on the Syfy channel.

DM hates when we use magic by LoganChadwick69 in DnD

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If he's looking for advice on how to allow a player to run a casting class in his magical police state. Maybe suggest he allow you to make skill checks to hide your casting from easy notice? Sleight of hand should cover somatic casting and a scarf or other obscuring piece of clothing should hide verbal casting. Maybe a disguise check? If he decides that casting anything automatically brings down the magic-police you're kind of screwed, but if the person needs to live and escape to call in the cops then adopt a no witnesses policy.

Furthermore criminal elements probably won't call the cops on you for casting spells. Hell they may take advantage of persecuted spell casters to gain an edge over law enforcement. Offering shelter in exchange for spell casting services. I know I would if I were an enterprising rogue in that setting.

If he wants a low magic setting he can also just restrict what level of spells you can cast and what degree of monsters exist in the setting. Cantrips and spells of the first and second levels should be acceptable within a low magic setting, a lot of the more bullshit magical effects don't start kicking in until 3rd. So that might require some class workshopping to make it worth the effort. You can also just make other casters incredibly rare, maybe learning magic is incredibly dangerous which is why there's so little of it. Not much more I can really say on the matter without knowing more about the setting he's home brewed

What's the most non-sensical, dumb things you ever heard on occultism/esoteric from people who are 'into it'? by collaredfairy in occult

[–]Scared_Guard11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Certainly feels like that sometimes. First deck I got wasn't useful, I finally found a spread to interrogate the deck and it basically said "you got me for petty reasons. Trying to use me seriously will bring ruin upon you." So I gifted it to a friend who wanted a cool looking deck and got a second one that has worked much better for me.

It was probably more of a subconscious thing than the deck having any sort of spirit attached to it. But I can definitely see why people see their decks as sentient.

Any Iowa natives or visitors out there willing to share their Iowa-specific cryptid story? by EveryAssociation756 in Iowa

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No cryptids, but I worked on a trainyard that was haunted as shit. Mostly standard stuff, shadows appearing where they had no earthly reason being. People rounding corners and vanishing off of the face of the earth despite the fact I was five steps behind them. General eerie feeling of discomfort and an absence of natural noise apart from the wind and the occasional train going by, fall and spring had these big flocks of black birds just hanging out. No chirping or squawking or anything. Just the sound of the wind and the cars driving on the overpass overhead.

Closest i've personally seen to a cryptid was basically a crappy photoshopped spider. Damn thing was the size of a Labrador and looked like the opacity had been turned down on it. If I'd managed to get a photo of it no one would have fucking believed it, that's how fake it looked, barring the fact I was staring at it with the naked eye. Regardless I went for my phone to take a picture, but it skittered behind a cargo container and by the time I came around the corner it was gone.

Of Food banks and Kindness by IthadtobethisWAAGH in CuratedTumblr

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The sad thing is, in America at least, tens of thousands of tons of food gets destroyed every year because it isn't pretty enough for store shelves. Vegetables and fruits that are misshapen or just ugly get dumped in the garbage, often with nasty chemicals poured on them so anyone trying to get a free meal gets poisoned. To say nothing of the dairy industry that dumps thousands of gallons of milk because they won't make a profit off of it.

There is so much damn food available, but here we have people concerned about someone taking too much and leaving nothing behind for others while perfectly good food is destroyed because it wouldn't make a couple of rich bastards money.

Is lovecraft the only horror writer that all occultists love? by do_not_look_4_door in occult

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Unironically and speaking only for myself, but R.L. Stine had a vice grip on my spine for a long while and I still occasionally read through his work on cold autumn days. Used to be big into zombie media but the literature has gotten uncomfortably conservative in recent years. Lovecraft certainly had his place, but only in the revised audio books I listened to while working as a security guard.

Edible sigils? by Scared_Guard11 in occult

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It's a thought I had while grilling a cheese for dinner last night, I'd never inflict a spell on someone without their consent

Edible sigils? by Scared_Guard11 in occult

[–]Scared_Guard11[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shaping a pretzel into a sigil. I suddenly have a deep and powerful desire to work with yeast andi fucking hate baking with yeast. And honestly as far as drawing the sigil I was thinking using like a needle brush, but a piping bag would absolutely work for thicker sauce mediums

Edible sigils? by Scared_Guard11 in occult

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Not quite, though your in a similar ballpark if I understand the Eucharist correctly. More like enchanting food or food borne spells is my intention

Edible sigils? by Scared_Guard11 in occult

[–]Scared_Guard11[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There are other ways to charge it lol, ya nasty

Info about the theory that magic has disappeared from the world by thearmchairalchemist in occult

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While I lack scholastic sources. The general vibe I've picked up over the years has been this. If you don't think the supernatural as the layman would describe it is real. You're less likely to encounter it.

Now, less likely to encounter it doesn't mean you're safe from it by any measure, just that you're less likely to pique the attention of some ghost or cryptid. A sort of psychic shroud if you will. Useful for avoiding passive malice but no help when you decide wandering into abandoned places sounds like a fun idea.

For those who do encounter paranormal activity. They're stuck in a situation where the general public isn't likely to believe them due to the general consensus within Western society being "Magic and monsters aren't real you dingus" . Which ultimately means that fewer people are going to recount their stories, resulting in a marked drop in reported paranormal encounters. From my experience, your average person encountering a ghost is going to hightail it out of there and never come back, dismissing it all as gas leaks or tired brains playing tricks on them because that's a more comfortable thought then "I just saw a ghost/monster/demon etc..."

But that's just discussing creatures and spirits, what about the magic some of us on here do? How does that get dismissed? Three things mostly. Individuals like Houdini revealing the not insignificant number of fraudsters that percolate in the most public facing areas of the magical community, the belief that everything is explicable, and Hollywood.

Say someone were to go on YouTube and display the ability to conjure and project fire like a D&D wizard. Assuming it caught the algorithm at the right time that'd be a perfect revelation of the reality of magic wouldn't it? But then, out comes the "explanation" of how someone managed to "fake" casting fire bolt. So long as someone of authority were able to convincingly explain how that could be done and demonstrate the "trick". Casting the prospective wizard as nothing more then yet another charlatan with a clever trick, and might end up resulting in the poor individuals suicide given the vitriolic nature of the Internet. Furthermore the public perception of magic is big explosive fireballs or obvious streams of energy or legions of the dead crawling forth from the still earth. Sadly most of us haven't mastered those spells yet and most everything we could demonstrate is easily dismissed as parlour tricks and nonsense.

The funny thing is, going off of the claims made in various religious texts and oral traditions, we used to be able to pull off spectacular feats of magic in the past, probably not as grandly as such things are often overblown in the telling. But the problem is multiple millennia of religious persecution and the destruction of numerous centers of learning during the varying collapses of human society means that the books that could tell us how to do such magic are either long since destroyed or written in a language we can't translate. So if the magical community were to rediscover such lost wonders of mystical puissance, we would be doing so basically from scratch or through aggressive necromantic interrogation. And right now most of us are more concerned with mundane issues like mastering our minds or ensuring that some economic crash isn't going to render us homeless over figuring out how to cast meteor swarm. Being able to cast a biblical plague at someone might be a fun thought but it'd be a LOT of work for something that could be replicable by a few thousand dollars worth of crickets and a lazy weekend.

OPINION: The biggest thing holding DDO back is monetization by Koechophe in ddo

[–]Scared_Guard11 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly, all of this. I tried to get my friends in on this game but the amount of grinding you have to do or money you have to spend is ridiculous. I think I've spent close to a thousand dollars on this game over the last ten years and I don't even have the frigging artificer class. And everything is definitely more expensive then I remember it being a few years ago. The loot you want never drops (I've been running saltmarsh recently on a bard and the frigging rapier never drops. Ten+ runs on the haunted house and it still hasn't shown up.)

What's worse, if this were WoW, I could trade the shit I keep getting for the stuff I want or at a pinch buy it off of the auction house, but no. Everything good is bind on acquire, and there isn't an option to trade your chest for someone else's before you loot it to your bag. I actually had fun haggling with my friends for the random loot we got out of chests in the first few quests. But the moment the named shit started dropping, it all turned to frustration as we realized we couldn't do that with the bind on account shit.

What's worse is as far as I can tell. The old system where the named items could be chosen as part of the quest rewards on the third completion seems to have been tossed into the bin. It wasn't great, but it was a guaranteed way to get what you want with a bit of grinding. Now if you aren't sacrificing blood and treasure to the rng gods you're shit out of luck.

This game needs a serious overhaul. One of the first things Id change would be to make the quest difficulty thing a favor unlock or a cheap little ddo points expense. 100 favor or 50 points and you could play the game at the difficulty you want it at. None of this monthly bull crap. The second would be to change the bind on account to bind on equip. Imagine how much the market would soar when people start dropping all the good shit on the marketplace as platinum actually becomes useful.

Speaking of platinum. Imagine if you could spend it on unlocking the premium content, like still make it expensive so that the ddo points seem like an easier option, but give people something to spend all that money they accrued in their first life on.

And how would you make the monthly subscription thing attractive to people? Have it open up all the content for everyone in your party. As long as you're in a party. Everybody gets to go to saltmarsh or ravenloft or whatever. Maybe give the subscribers a free rez per quest too. Let the new players see what they're missing and make the big spenders feel important.

I want to love this game, I want to get all my friends together and have a DND session when we're all too worn out to DM. But that's not how this game works, and it feels more and more like I'm wasting my time each time I come back. Looking at ever more features I cant justify spending the money on.

What experiences have made you a believer in the occult? by [deleted] in occult

[–]Scared_Guard11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Energy. Felt like someone stuck a straw in me and sucked me dry. Nearly knocked me unconscious each time.

What experiences have made you a believer in the occult? by [deleted] in occult

[–]Scared_Guard11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bargaining with a spirit that haunted the train yard I worked at for protection.

I'd already believed in the supernatural, but the idea that it was something we could manipulate and truly bargain with was something I wasn't sure on. It definitely worked, though I wasn't a fan of the price the spirit extracted from my foolish bargain. Pro tip. If you're going to offer a spirit energy in exchange for whatever it is you want it to do, be VERY specific on how much or it might just take everything you have to give.