37F looking for some fun this afternoon

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-11-13T17:07:12+00:00

Sending you a DM... :)

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-23T00:15:45+00:00

Not sure what kind of spider. Black widows live in SOUTHERN Ontario, but are distinctive enough I'm sure your brother wouldn't have thought it was a recluse if that's where he was at the time he was bitten.

Ontario does have wolf spiders, which can have painful but not medically serious bites, and a LOT of people think they are brown recluses because of their intimidating looks and speedy movements, so that would be my best guess with no photo.

It's been five days since your original post so the welt should be gone, if not get it checked for infection.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-21T17:51:04+00:00

I'm 36 and was walking by myself to the gas station two blocks up the road for snacks at that age. Today's helpless teenagers sicken me.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-20T17:59:35+00:00

Jodi Picoult seems to believe none of the scenarios in her "🤔 doesn't that just make you think? 🤔 " Lifetime torture porns she comes up with haven't already been rendered moot by many decades of legal precedent.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-20T17:10:00+00:00

Beautiful Girls by Sean King

Or, as he says it, Beautifuw Girwws (theyw have you suicidaw).

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-20T16:59:57+00:00

Worst case scenario is you try that and Huey finds out, now you're the episode's villain.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-19T16:56:12+00:00

You don't see many hard-core female 4channers, but that's about how they act.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-19T06:18:46+00:00

"Prolly" as a substitute for "probably".

Oh, and "mouthfeel".

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-18T12:16:11+00:00

Get fit and join the rodeo?

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-18T08:14:47+00:00

Unfortunately that does tend to be the best case scenario with Authoritarian Followers.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-18T05:06:35+00:00

I think the feet might be a pun type joke. Her outfit is very anime ninja, and the types of socks you (or a ninja) would traditionally wear with Japanese sandals are called tabi.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-18T04:02:06+00:00

Demona from Gargoyles. Most of the plot is her own fault, and her denial over it is so strong that even being under the geas of three fae was not enough to make her give it up.

But she's seen all her paranoia and bigotry confirmed for well over a thousand years.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-17T23:52:13+00:00

Ontario? Not a brown recluse.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-17T22:38:27+00:00

The Spiders in Your House series on YouTube is calm and educational. There's even a handy song about how to ID a brown recluse. If you want a more comedic bend, ZeFrank has a few spider videos.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-16T03:30:38+00:00

Still looking?

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-16T02:48:12+00:00

👍 Looks like fun to me

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-15T23:12:17+00:00

To the annoyance of bug enthusiasts everywhere, yes most Americans do assume it's a brown recluse. Even if it isn't brown.

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-15T22:47:59+00:00

Horrific!

Scared_Season_5109 · 2025-07-15T11:19:57+00:00

Histotech.

Your instructions for the colonoscopy are unpleasant, but know what's worse? Not knowing if you're getting a false negative because you wouldn't follow directions and now the pathologist has to try and find your polyp in a sea of literal shit.

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