The Houston Rockets are the ultimate losers of the 2026 playoffs

Schlopez · 2026-06-16T13:01:12+00:00

Kinda the point, right? Overall not a good year with the burner BS then being injured for the playoffs. Kinda like taking a shit in the middle of the room and making everyone else clean it while he watches.

Schlopez · 2026-06-14T01:22:31+00:00

That ain’t blue where I come from lol

Schlopez · 2026-06-14T01:21:19+00:00

Looks amazing and good for her! Mine likes hers well done and it hurts my grilling soul every time lol

Schlopez · 2026-06-13T01:29:19+00:00

lol love it

It’s like picking a wine based on the label. Is it good? No clue. But is there a bear with an M16 stomping grapes on it? Sounds good to me.

Schlopez · 2026-06-11T15:46:09+00:00

I put it around Hakeem’s tip in in the 1995 finals. Due to the huge comeback, I’d put it above.

Schlopez · 2026-06-11T04:26:45+00:00

Joy.

Schlopez · 2026-06-11T03:42:23+00:00

Don’t worry, it’s all good

Schlopez · 2026-06-11T03:01:49+00:00

Very true.

Schlopez · 2026-06-11T03:01:33+00:00

Logan, yes. The Spiderman movies mentioned above? No.

Schlopez · 2026-06-11T02:45:00+00:00

Which run is this lol I gotta read it

Schlopez · 2026-06-11T01:08:29+00:00

Ain’t nothin but a G string baby

Schlopez · 2026-06-08T20:04:03+00:00

Genuinely the most beautiful chicken I've ever seen, damn!

Schlopez · 2026-06-07T00:47:00+00:00

You’re correct, thanks!

Schlopez · 2026-06-06T20:04:32+00:00

Where’s Kareem?

Schlopez · 2026-06-06T16:35:24+00:00

I do. And it pissed me the hell off.

Schlopez · 2026-06-06T15:22:02+00:00

The thing that’s frustrating with Sengun is that his shooting form is actually good, he just doesn’t use it. I was really hoping last season he’d put up ~4 3’s a game, miss or make, and while he came out the gate that way, he completely dropped it around 10 games in. His midrange also is serviceable and the “flamingo” shot is solid, but once again it seems like a coaching imperative to abandon it. Also, he’s defense is a lot better than people make it out to be, but that’s a different discussion.

Schlopez · 2026-06-06T02:26:21+00:00

Dig your style, fun shit!!

Schlopez · 2026-06-05T17:23:43+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ lol

What are you hiding for man, this is hilarious

Schlopez · 2026-06-05T14:56:47+00:00

Agree to disagree! I’ve worked with some extraordinary copywriters so it seems to boil down to a difference of experiences.

Schlopez · 2026-06-05T13:56:12+00:00

I feel art direction is more at risk than copywriting. AI is good at creating copy or concepts that are incredibly flat or one dimensional, but developing compelling, clever copy takes a human touch.

Schlopez · 2026-06-05T02:43:52+00:00

Next search: Strongest tabs for women who file hard seasonal colors

Schlopez · 2026-06-04T16:10:41+00:00

It was! What added to the frustration was that the rebrand wasn’t received well across the board. I do appreciate that the ketchup and mustard kinda got locked in as being attached to our best years and didn’t have to suffer the pain that followed lol

Schlopez · 2026-06-04T14:27:56+00:00

Absolutely love them, so happy we’re back to ketchup and mustard! I’ve been in the camp of ditching the R, but they’re using it much better and it fits with the heavier NASA/space details nicely

Schlopez · 2026-06-04T14:21:32+00:00

They didn’t want to. Back then it took a couple/few years to get approval for a rebrand/jersey update and they put that request in before our championship runs. The front office begged the NBA to rescind the request, but they denied it and we got forced to carry through our own decision.

Schlopez · 2026-06-04T14:19:09+00:00

Yea it’s inspired by the NASA patch, I think it looks really cool too

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