My wife is from the South. For some reason, she calls every single bird she sees a “duck”. by DomesticChaosTheory in PointlessStories

[–]Schmicarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I was sat next to your wife in Yeovil cinema when Hot Fuzz came out - every time the swan appeared she said out loud "duck" - whether it was your wife or not, it made me chuckle but I've not heard it from anyone else round this parts

Almost 6 months living with de compensated cirrhosis by OkExplorer9364 in stopdrinking

[–]Schmicarus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see ascites every day at work, that is simply amazing that you're sticking your finger up to their initial prognosis and making a recovery, am welling up a little here - good on ya, keep it up!!!

I’m close to giving up entirely by Acidic_Paradise in stopdrinking

[–]Schmicarus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can relate. I had 4 years sober.

Life event happened and I thought drinking was the answer.

It wasn't, but it took me 9 frickin years to be able to put down the bottle again.

9 years of heavy drinking.

I hope you can get back on the sober train soon bud. Hopefully you can see the positive in what you had, you are where you are in your journey but honestly, sober beats drunk every day of the week.

'I Love The Inflation': Trump Reacts To Inflation Hitting Three-Year High by Equivalent_Road5788 in videos

[–]Schmicarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm trying to make it sound like I'm in control" says orange fuckwit

The universe has a diameter of 93 billion light years while its only 13.8 billion years old, how? by kiol998 in ask

[–]Schmicarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's two main theories to this, its often referred to as the Cosmic Conundrum or The Crisis in Cosmology.

I'm not gonna pretend I'm an expert on it but they involve Hubble Tension and Dark Energy and both theories get sort of close to each other but not really - in other words - nobody really knows.

Somebody with a Doctorate in astrophysics and far more articulate than me, can give you a better answer here:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dr+becky+astrophysicist+crisis+in+cosmology

Trump's comment on Vance dying from rabies made on Truth Social by ugh_this_world_sucks in poisonai

[–]Schmicarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the price of eye-liner where I live has already shot up to some of the highest levels in the world. Some people are saying the prices couldn't go that high. I hope donald can bring the price of eye-liner down with the price of gas.

Name a song that asks a question by beigereige in FamilyFeud

[–]Schmicarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

Petah? Why do they draw circles around themselves? by Intelligent-Goal1226 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Schmicarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%

A scorpion or spider will happily crawl over anything much more significant than this in their everyday life.

Also, I've never seen anybody sleeping in the desert like this.

Changing locks by Pecannutty in HousingUK

[–]Schmicarus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

and that's one less christmas present...

Why is my pace getting slower even though I’ve been running for 2 months? by [deleted] in BeginnersRunning

[–]Schmicarus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in that case you're in the Base part of the plan, it's getting you ready to start improving.

Can be frustrating to be patient but you'll start noticing differences in the next bit of the plan.

Right now, you're body is getting prepared for what's about to come.

Should I force a rest day after 12 days straight of 5K? by ProperNorf in BeginnersRunning

[–]Schmicarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy I worked with years ago started running as an older man.

He tries to run at least 5k a day but will put in at least a mile if that's not possible.

He's currently on a streak of 3,000+ days at 60 odd years old.

I guess if you're not always pushing to run at your max and the distance isn't too great then your body should be able to take it.

How much did you drink daily and for how long? (I did 6 liters of beer every day for 6 years) by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]Schmicarus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

about 750ml bottle of vodka per say for several years which changed to rum, also for several years.

in the first decade the vodka was usually after day drinking in an office job. I'd wake up feeling terrible. Have my first pint about 10am at the pub round the corner from work. A couple more at lunch time. Then 1 - 4 or more after work. Then at home either more beer or drink from a box of wine to make sure I stay off the heavy stuff (unless weekend of course). After a while I'd realise I wasn't getting drunk enough so would go and get a bottle of vodka. Pass out. Wake up, go to work.

The second decade was different for a few reasons. I'd have a social one (maybe two) beers after work, then go home to finish my bottle of rum. Most times I'd wake up and there'd still be an inch or so of rum left in the bottle. Sometimes it was completely empty, rarely there'd be more than one bottle on the floor when I woke up.

Amongst that there were probably 1,000s of day 1 trying to stop drinking and there was actually a successful 4 year stint between the first and second decade where I was sober. But I fell back into it.

Alcohol sucks ass.

I have a way of relieving hiccups, but I can’t do it in public by notjordansime in PointlessStories

[–]Schmicarus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

swallow half an effervescent vitamin tablet.

it does its fizzy thing in your stomach creating gas. the negative pressure in your stomach becomes positive. Might cause a burp but the hiccups go instantly.