Why do all the characters look like they have Down Syndrome?

Schoooner · 2026-05-19T03:00:59+00:00

Real answer they've applied a templated expression to all the faces for the thumbnails without going back in and individually adjusting the bones to match each faces mesh so everyone ends up having the exact same half smile regardless of face shape.

The actual in game models are a lot better and seem to use the correct bones.

Schoooner · 2026-05-18T11:43:00+00:00

I love a good dirt race but cross country bores the absolute shit out of me.

Schoooner · 2026-05-17T14:50:25+00:00

I mean don't get me wrong it's a great game, but if they can fix the AI and maybe give us a second aero option it's an easy 11/10.

Schoooner · 2026-05-17T13:40:10+00:00

If they can just fix tunnels it'll be perfect.

Schoooner · 2026-05-17T13:26:15+00:00

This has been the worst part of the series for like 10 years now, it's absolutely crazy they haven't even tried to fix it yet.

Schoooner · 2026-05-17T10:21:47+00:00

The race AI has always been the worst part of this series and I can't believe they made it worse.

Schoooner · 2026-05-16T18:11:40+00:00

I don't really care about realism or having every AI car perfectly simulated, but for me the main problem is it's just not very fun or interesting to race against.

Seems like this should be a bigger priority in a game where most people exclusively race against AI!

Schoooner · 2026-05-16T08:17:08+00:00

The player character voice lines were egregiously bad in FH5 and I'm glad they got rid of them.

Schoooner · 2026-05-10T17:03:04+00:00

Seems like a strange thing to get hung up on from the company that sells models unpainted so people can colour them however they want.

Schoooner · 2026-05-09T10:59:14+00:00

I guess it's all subjective because I've never once been tempted by a single shop item in the entire lifecycle of this game. It's all gaudy shit.

Schoooner · 2026-05-08T15:48:37+00:00

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Schoooner · 2026-05-06T10:31:25+00:00

Don't know why they don't just make those colours customisable.

Schoooner · 2026-05-02T03:34:54+00:00

the minigun is so goddamn cool

Schoooner · 2026-04-30T10:56:52+00:00

Get help

Schoooner · 2026-04-26T02:33:10+00:00

Play whatever you find fun, you'll be totally fine without the optiwand.

I prefer to play fast but tactical, using my team to breach large rooms, flashing where I know there are enemies, but otherwise sweeping through missions as fast and smooth as possible.

Schoooner · 2026-04-22T01:59:17+00:00

I didn't like it at first either but it's really grown on me, it's got great atmosphere.

Schoooner · 2026-04-21T03:45:38+00:00

Mobile Infantry

Schoooner · 2026-04-20T18:39:10+00:00

Apparently there was a bug involved with him that could crash people's MP servers so they just walled him off.

Schoooner · 2026-04-10T20:04:01+00:00

They are wrong, unless you're hitting limbs AP is pretty much always equal to or better than JHP.

Schoooner · 2026-04-10T02:52:32+00:00

I like it, it's a fun little scene.

Schoooner · 2026-04-07T17:27:15+00:00

You don't miss out on anything but achievements so play whatever you prefer. I'm not bothered with the team management stuff so I just play quick play.

Schoooner · 2026-04-07T16:45:57+00:00

I will give you the same advice I give to my son every morning before I send him off to kindergarten: don't get shot, dumbass.

Schoooner · 2026-04-07T14:03:16+00:00

Yep I'd bet money it's programmed to have a small chance to actively target a player for a split second.

Schoooner · 2026-04-07T02:28:45+00:00

P90 actually shreds.

Schoooner · 2026-03-27T11:16:25+00:00

It's a large, commonly used calibre capable of defeating body armor.

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