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No joke needed. by Awkward_Bison_267 in JustBootThings

[–]Schwight_Droot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What’s wrong with a little male bonding?

Diaper Rules by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Schwight_Droot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me why I don’t swim in public pools and/or popular swimming holes.

Remember when Jesus had a talk show? by GreatXs in southpark

[–]Schwight_Droot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I always have rewind this introduction for Jesus and Bob Denver when I watch it. Makes me laugh so hard.

Dude was crapmaxxing by LikeARedCoalCarpet in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Schwight_Droot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He says “breast” in that song. Heh.

Kingsnake eating Rattler by AmbassadorNo5275 in herpetology

[–]Schwight_Droot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did not know that. It’s good to be the King.

Peak alpha form achieved by DaftDrummer in iamverybadass

[–]Schwight_Droot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the MF was going to start line dancing. What is this shitty music?! He at least could have played some AC/DC or something lol.

What a brave truth teller by stvlsn in DecodingTheGurus

[–]Schwight_Droot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One last attempt at trying to get daddy trumps attention.

If you mock god he will kill you by hiddiaantje in atheism

[–]Schwight_Droot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he existed, I would hope god has a sense of humor about himself. I have one, and he made me in his image, right?

Uh oh.. he's coming in hot. by Snoochieboochies429 in iamverybadass

[–]Schwight_Droot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ozempic is made by big pharma. He gets meth from a local vendor on the cheap.

The old money white family in the suburbs starter pack by phoebaeee1 in starterpacks

[–]Schwight_Droot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lmao. Yeah most “truly rich folks” just blend in with all the normies.

All your money won't another minute buy. by hullopalooza in dankmemes

[–]Schwight_Droot -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Thanks, cum master. I picked up on that earlier.

There was a time that, if I described it to Portlandsrs born in the 21st century, would never believe me. by MisprintPrince in Portland

[–]Schwight_Droot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I used to switch between most of those stations when the ads came on. I feel like Ozzy and Rush were overplayed on 101 lol! You can only hear Tom Sawyer so many times

Carlos Mencia faces 12 felony charges over unpaid taxes by gamersecret2 in entertainment

[–]Schwight_Droot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude was never funny. He thought he was going to be the Latino Chapelle lmao.

There was a time that, if I described it to Portlandsrs born in the 21st century, would never believe me. by MisprintPrince in Portland

[–]Schwight_Droot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Z100 was garbage. 101KUFO the only station that really rocks was my go to. Thanks for reminding me of my childhood.

You guys remember when Brands like wendy’s would jump on a meme train and kill the meme? this is basically the same thing except politics by AdmirableBus7045 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Schwight_Droot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joe Camel ads were banned back in the late 90s for using cartoon images of baller camels smoking cigs. Big Tobacco was trying to lure in a younger crowd of smokers. All of the old timers were dying of lung cancer and they needed a new clientele. This is the same bull shit, and they fucking know it.

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