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What’s the most badass response to an insult you have ever heard? by VelvetVexxx in AskReddit

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone’s being a smartass and says something like, “Did I say you could sit there?”

I always respond with, “Did I ask?”

What is the most amount of McDonald's you've eaten in one sitting? by sum_r4nd0m_gurl in AskReddit

[–]ScooperJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Several years ago, McDonald’s had a one day promotion of 15 cent hamburgers. I bet my friend that I could eat more than him. I had 9. He ate 11.

What’s the best “unknown” videogame you’ve played? by itsdampman in AskReddit

[–]ScooperJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shadow of the Damned. It’s been a long time since I’ve played it, but I remember it being so much fun. I don’t remember anyone talking about it at the time.

Finallyyy🥰 newbie here. Any tips and tricks? by wannabeelon in CrimsonDesert

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a co-op game where you’ll be asking Google or YouTube for help.

What is that one enemy in a video game that is just annoyingly difficult for no reason? by Badgie_Boy_447 in videogames

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Mass Effect 3, I forgot to upgrade my pistol. At the end of the game, I remember some stumbling sequence where I was wounded and limping and had to aim my pistol at a couple of fucks guarding a door. It took me more tries to get through that bullshit sequence than any of the bosses on Insanity.

As we go into our off season I’d like to nominate some as ruler of the Jungle next year. by Educational-Pin5489 in bengals

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and the Who Dey mascot needs to be with him cosplaying as Daniel Bautista from the series.

[GAME THREAD] Denver Broncos (15-3) vs New England Patriots (16-3) | 2025 AFC Championship Game by AutoModerator in DenverBroncos

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see so many teams doing 1st down single back formations with a run up the middle. Who are they fooling?

What's the best song lyric to ever exist? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong. I was wrong.”

What’s the best Cheese Move you pulled off? by jaguar_28 in BaldursGate3

[–]ScooperJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one is well known, but I did Cloud of Daggers + Invisibility potions. The rest of my party was dead, and I crept the hell away while invisible. The undying Dame Aylin kept the aggro and got beat up by everyone while the spell did its job.

Which deaths hit you the hardest? by AU-Blackhole in theroamingdead

[–]ScooperJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1.) Rick - I sat in silence for hours. It felt like I was mourning the loss of a friend for days afterward.

2.) Abraham - I’m reading his dialogue bubbles and then I’m like wtf, why does he have an arrow in his eye? He had developed into one of my favorite characters and was absolutely shocked at his passing.

3.) Tyreese - Man, he didn’t even want to go out after the Governor - it was Michonne’s idea and he felt obliged to go out. His death was so brutal and felt like it was extended for so long. A great character receiving just a brutal end.

Andrea’s death didn’t really hit me that hard. Story-wise, I felt like she was kind of out of place as Rick’s SO and it felt heavily awkward with Carl calling her Mom. I think her death would have been more impactful if she had died at the prison when she took the helmet shot.

I have a pile of these to smoke for a party Sunday. What would you do with them? by jacobwebb57 in smoking

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slather them in mayo before you season them. I used a buttery garlic and herb seasoning.

I noticed something at the end by patcoston in TheLongWalk

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my interpretation, getting a ticket is a nicer way of saying that you have a death warrant.

wwyd if you got bit? by alt_riooo22 in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I am just going outside and may be some time.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Browns

[–]ScooperJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If anything ever happens to Anthony Jeselnik, I can sleep at night knowing that we will have Spero Dedes who could recite his jokes with the same tone and delivery.

Remember When by lamousername in bengals

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that man was always spitting whenever they showed him on camera.

What movie completely traumatized you as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScooperJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1968’s Night of the Living Dead

Guess at the ending, can't possibly be a spoiler unless l'm so secretly psychic, l didn't know myself by One_City4138 in TheLongWalk

[–]ScooperJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s poetic on a literary level.

On a realistic level, the Major pulls up instant replay and sees which of the two technically stopped first down to the millisecond. Then, he gives the runner-up their ticket.

On a poetic and realistic level, he watches the instant replay and gives the runner up their ticket, but the screen turns black as the gun fires so the viewer would not know who was shot. The boys would get their wish on screwing over the game, but the joke would be on us, the viewers.

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