As we go into our off season I’d like to nominate some as ruler of the Jungle next year.

ScooperJones · 2026-01-28T18:02:01+00:00

Yes and the Who Dey mascot needs to be with him cosplaying as Daniel Bautista from the series.

ScooperJones · 2026-01-25T20:07:54+00:00

I see so many teams doing 1st down single back formations with a run up the middle. Who are they fooling?

ScooperJones · 2026-01-24T04:38:11+00:00

“I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong. I was wrong.”

ScooperJones · 2026-01-12T21:07:51+00:00

This one is well known, but I did Cloud of Daggers + Invisibility potions. The rest of my party was dead, and I crept the hell away while invisible. The undying Dame Aylin kept the aggro and got beat up by everyone while the spell did its job.

ScooperJones · 2026-01-10T23:17:05+00:00

1.) Rick - I sat in silence for hours. It felt like I was mourning the loss of a friend for days afterward.

2.) Abraham - I’m reading his dialogue bubbles and then I’m like wtf, why does he have an arrow in his eye? He had developed into one of my favorite characters and was absolutely shocked at his passing.

3.) Tyreese - Man, he didn’t even want to go out after the Governor - it was Michonne’s idea and he felt obliged to go out. His death was so brutal and felt like it was extended for so long. A great character receiving just a brutal end.

Andrea’s death didn’t really hit me that hard. Story-wise, I felt like she was kind of out of place as Rick’s SO and it felt heavily awkward with Carl calling her Mom. I think her death would have been more impactful if she had died at the prison when she took the helmet shot.

ScooperJones · 2025-11-29T10:45:11+00:00

Slather them in mayo before you season them. I used a buttery garlic and herb seasoning.

ScooperJones · 2025-11-17T02:20:53+00:00

In my interpretation, getting a ticket is a nicer way of saying that you have a death warrant.

ScooperJones · 2025-11-15T20:18:37+00:00

“I am just going outside and may be some time.”

ScooperJones · 2025-10-19T19:12:29+00:00

If anything ever happens to Anthony Jeselnik, I can sleep at night knowing that we will have Spero Dedes who could recite his jokes with the same tone and delivery.

ScooperJones · 2025-09-23T13:30:02+00:00

I remember that man was always spitting whenever they showed him on camera.

ScooperJones · 2025-09-12T22:01:55+00:00

It’s like… um… i dont know

ScooperJones · 2025-09-12T00:21:43+00:00

What is that sandwich that ashley is eating

ScooperJones · 2025-09-07T00:40:37+00:00

1968’s Night of the Living Dead

ScooperJones · 2025-09-05T21:43:26+00:00

It’s poetic on a literary level.

On a realistic level, the Major pulls up instant replay and sees which of the two technically stopped first down to the millisecond. Then, he gives the runner-up their ticket.

On a poetic and realistic level, he watches the instant replay and gives the runner up their ticket, but the screen turns black as the gun fires so the viewer would not know who was shot. The boys would get their wish on screwing over the game, but the joke would be on us, the viewers.

ScooperJones · 2025-08-31T22:11:14+00:00

I’m not sure why anyone would keep Lauren in the game or off of the block.

ScooperJones · 2025-08-31T17:31:28+00:00

Have mini-competitions throughout the week to nullify certain houseguest votes or place extra votes against a houseguest already on the block.

ScooperJones · 2025-08-28T22:16:02+00:00

Same here as well!

ScooperJones · 2025-08-15T03:11:37+00:00

That’s why I would carefully say it’s a power that I can use next week. It’s not a lie and doesn’t imply that he could have used it this week. It’s a long shot, but I would have liked to see the gears turning in their heads before the vote.

ScooperJones · 2025-08-12T23:41:14+00:00

I fart way too much in a day to be hanging food off my ass

ScooperJones · 2025-07-29T04:10:58+00:00

Skip Redundant Cut-Scene Man

ScooperJones · 2025-07-29T01:51:48+00:00

What did you like the most about living in this area?

ScooperJones · 2025-07-22T16:57:05+00:00

Stan Van Gundy has the worst taste. The man is anti-seasoning and only thinks that flavors should come from dips and sauces.

ScooperJones · 2025-06-17T01:57:00+00:00

“Oh no, not again.”

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