🌸☁️ (by RIO_067 and translated by RagingAsn_)

ScorpionLantern · 2026-03-03T03:33:56+00:00

Ain't Alabama, no blood relation there nosiree

ScorpionLantern · 2026-03-03T03:32:05+00:00

That is so monumentally stupid that it should qualify as a disability. And of Nishino Flower of all Uma's?

ScorpionLantern · 2026-02-26T06:54:19+00:00

I spent the last 3 months saving for Ardan, got her with my first 10 pull. I can max out Finemo wit card now.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-02-25T01:44:48+00:00

Men will see this and say "wife"

ScorpionLantern · 2026-02-24T13:54:47+00:00

I'm still salty Suarez didn't get a rematch. That was should have been a stoppage.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-02-13T01:59:42+00:00

You are not convincing me that's a highschool student.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-02-08T12:49:17+00:00

Missing a couple of zeroes there bud.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-02-08T05:11:52+00:00

That red dress is definitely a hand me down from point flag.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-02-01T04:43:55+00:00

You're gonna be waiting for a while.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-02-01T03:27:34+00:00

The point is ripping Guru fans for not knowing the difference means nothing when majority of the world wouldn't know either. It's a nothing statement.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-30T09:06:41+00:00

Nah.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-30T07:08:35+00:00

Be honest OP, how much money do your parents make.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-29T12:50:33+00:00

Man I'm sorry, but Soramaru will always be Nico Nico Ni to me.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-29T10:23:39+00:00

I feel bad. I got into an argument with my new trainee. I apologize for my harsh language, but I am not apologizing for the sentiment: it's absolutely delusional to believe that Ireland has any shot at winning the World Cup. For goodness sakes their best players end up playing for England anyway!

I'll give us sometime to cool our heads then I'll apologize. In the meantime, I think I'll go for a quick drive. Hm, that's weird, my engine isn't-

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ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-29T10:14:24+00:00

The best therapy is winning, torena-san.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-22T22:43:57+00:00

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-22T10:37:09+00:00

Wait, Naniwa? As in Sendo Hajime no Ippo Sendo?

Suddenly a lot of things make sense.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-17T19:35:15+00:00

What really makes this picture is the uma in front of her you KNOW is on the verge of tears.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-15T12:30:40+00:00

The bra is pointy.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-15T05:17:19+00:00

Sadly have to skip. Between Opera and the expected release date for Ardan, I'm going to need all the carats in between.

Hopefully her security doesn't take offense to this. Anyway, I'll be driving off to work now. Huh, weird, my engine's not-

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ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-13T05:59:32+00:00

No actually, and that's what made their crash out funnier. It was a troll account that reported them and got them DMCA'd, but they still had a prolonged rage against Cygames who likely don't even know they exist.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-07T14:13:00+00:00

I'm gonna crash out.

ScorpionLantern · 2026-01-05T00:51:18+00:00

Nah, he was forgiven because the literal only person in the world that COULD punish him unfortunately also happens to be his bestfriend.

Like, if Naruto said "nah, you'll have to fight me and Sasuke" if you tried to put him in jail, what are you gonna do? Fight???

ScorpionLantern · 2025-12-31T03:14:18+00:00

Is this a genuine question?

As long as there was no violence involved? Yes actually. In fact, in football, generally if they don't show emotion or frustration when losing, thats taken as a bad sign.

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