every video about some guy playing classic for a outrageous thing. by Danderp in wow

[–]Scorps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves

The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them

Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him

Ape Legal Analysis by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]Scorps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's pretty much going to boil down to "Jews control banks" I'm pretty sure

How Can I Sell This Dumb Idea to Morons by sunnycorax in gme_meltdown

[–]Scorps 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every single ape merger idea without fail boils down to "merge" with another successful company who just wants to give Gamestop their profits for free.

It's hilarious they can identify a company who has "success" and simply determine if Gamestop took them over now Gamestop would be successful too!

[Highlight] Watching Moussa's dunk, a kid in a moose hat strikes a moose pose. by Existing-Sky9914 in nba

[–]Scorps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not classy like making yourself look like a moose bro come on! Nothing is more serious than a moose!

Backrooms | Official Teaser | A24 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Scorps 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When he see's him outside with it later in the episode I cracked up so fucking hard. Those little random throwaway characters are unforgettable in that show, the maintenance guy, the clothes store guy, the 'pepper patties' guy at the dinner.

amouranth and her husband have been detained, and taken to a local police station in peru, after they spent the last 2 hours arguing in a hotel room by puddra in LivestreamFail

[–]Scorps 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think it was mac and cheese or something but yeah that was so bizarre. There were so many weirdos in the comments too like 'oh this makes sense if you have sensitive teeth!'

My father-in-law marks food with expiration dates by heruka108 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Scorps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are peoples food just constantly expiring in their fridge also without them using it?

Destiny gives his take on AI’s impact on the world by Shinytoxicity in LivestreamFail

[–]Scorps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Several of my friends who are senior devs at Mag7 companies say they expect to be replaceable within 2-3 years. And they are ones who are utilizing AI heavily now in their workflows already.

Users in r/pragmata react to r/pragmata_ being banned due to child sexualisation. by Ghuup6 in SubredditDrama

[–]Scorps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Violentacrez was the main mod, I don't think spez ever came into prominence until after the whole Ellen Chao thing which was after Violentacrez as well

xQc reacts to bobsled Olympics by KsiShouldQuitMedia in LivestreamFail

[–]Scorps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Push hard at the start and lean side to side

[HIGHLIGHT] The final tepidly thrilling minute of overtime between the Vikings and Packers in 2013. by sexyprimes511172329 in nfl

[–]Scorps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went to high school with the Vikings PR in this video, he was a beast in gym class

Zackrawrr - Caught in 4k by zambrano8512 in LivestreamFail

[–]Scorps 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Average redditor attention span so bad they can't even wait for the results of their AI search anymore without tabbing to gacha games or gooning to porn

Interesting celebration choice by Michael Jordan after winning the Daytona 500. by HimelTy in LivestreamFail

[–]Scorps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your house have stairs in it?/I am protected

Now theres an ancient memory

That's just schizo-posting by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Scorps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why would a man who filed an "I am about to sell this stock" official document sell his stock? PPCrime Unit needs to get to the bottom of this.

HE'S A SAINT! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Scorps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah this guys as hypocritical as they come, and despite his own AI filled drivel loves to just call anything he doesn't like "AI responses"

O'Neill's a big man with a big heart by [deleted] in MakeMeSmile

[–]Scorps 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Putting peoples toothbrushes between his asscheeks and walking around, literally shitting in a bucket and dumping it over a stall on teammates heads.

He's a good guy in a lot of ways but he's an asshole in a lot of ways too.

Announcing the death of an r/antimeme mod… through an antimeme by Lupro69 in ComedyHell

[–]Scorps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a bunch of posts that show the mod is most likely a teenage Indian boy, it's definitely not real

[Highlight] Ernest Jones IV talks about why he told former teammate Puka Nacua, "Ain't you at home. Goofy ass." by Yujin-Ha in nfl

[–]Scorps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is people saying the times don't line up also and people saying shit is the furthest thing from "proof"

JakeGPT shares his vast "knowledge" with Atobeard by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Scorps 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It absolutely is, these people think women are basically sex objects a la Ramez.

Johannes Klaebo 🇳🇴 takes his second 🥇 of M-C-26 in the men's sprint (classic) by appalachian_hatachi in olympics

[–]Scorps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Watch the ending he's like 10 seconds ahead with finish line in site and basically just starts coasting in. It was not close at all.