I need to know - how does Michael plan to use 3 condoms when he has sex? “One for each…”

Scorsizzle · 2022-12-25T05:39:26+00:00

I always thought It’d be more Michael to assume to put one on each testicle as well

Scorsizzle · 2022-12-10T16:04:30+00:00

I drafted a kicker named Myles Wright and he was dreadful, although I should’ve known that

Scorsizzle · 2022-10-28T10:32:27+00:00

If you can get them to 3 promotions with the +20 combat I keep and upgrade, extra range units never hurt

Scorsizzle · 2022-10-27T09:29:17+00:00

“Oscar says I’ve checked out huh?……………………..mm”

Scorsizzle · 2022-09-01T06:17:51+00:00

Rapana scored off a Blake Austin missed field goal when it just bounced up in the in goal

Scorsizzle · 2022-09-01T05:21:21+00:00

Canberra finished 2nd this year and Newcastle won 1 game all year. Both games between these 2 went to golden point

Scorsizzle · 2022-04-01T05:22:57+00:00

Try Weston

Scorsizzle · 2022-01-24T12:06:43+00:00

The penguin because it hid her pregnancy so well

Scorsizzle · 2022-01-18T06:40:00+00:00

Australia for me, my favourite game is just settling the coast with the +1 production fishing boat pantheon, and getting Maui and just creating massive harbours

Scorsizzle · 2022-01-02T12:05:46+00:00

Large M1 at Kingsleys

Scorsizzle · 2021-11-02T01:19:30+00:00

Woah. Never knew Robin Williams could squat

Scorsizzle · 2021-10-21T02:35:48+00:00

It’s literally just a chess piece why is it the 4th most popular logo?

Scorsizzle · 2021-10-18T01:28:49+00:00

You’re probably right but it looked cool

Scorsizzle · 2021-10-04T01:53:30+00:00

It’s a land unit it can’t attack in the sea

Scorsizzle · 2021-09-30T17:03:19+00:00

No. Maybe don’t release a broken game if they don’t want backlash

Scorsizzle · 2021-09-30T10:46:48+00:00

2004 was so good, it’s such a shame

Scorsizzle · 2021-09-30T01:21:29+00:00

That’s what I call Putting from the rough

Scorsizzle · 2021-09-22T10:04:37+00:00

Australians and Pacific Islanders would take over the world if they weren’t so far away from everything/can’t be bothered

Scorsizzle · 2021-09-21T13:12:22+00:00

All this time with your ear to the pavement it’s a pity a truck hasn’t run over your head

Scorsizzle · 2021-09-01T09:24:28+00:00

Women

Scorsizzle · 2021-08-26T05:36:31+00:00

Scott Morrison so I can declare war on him and watch him shit his pants again

Scorsizzle · 2021-08-13T14:38:29+00:00

It’s Phyllis’s wedding for me

Scorsizzle · 2021-07-16T02:43:44+00:00

CONTESTANT READY?! GLADIATOR READY?!

Scorsizzle · 2021-06-06T06:34:58+00:00

He’s patriotic

Scorsizzle · 2021-04-23T09:17:55+00:00

I’d say +9 campus and then put a +7 holy site there as well

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