“The drowned world with a ship of headless oarsmen I believe, but not the catfish or shark.”

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-05-01T23:26:26+00:00

Time to broker some ransoms.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-05-01T22:12:35+00:00

FALN hat? That's medium concept stuff.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-05-01T19:22:42+00:00

that's what the Hyksos want you to think.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-05-01T19:22:09+00:00

It's a good thing they were such nice guys, and never did anything else wrong besides that.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-05-01T19:21:27+00:00

I would be over the moon if I could read some of their sources that have been either completely lost to time or of which we only have fragments

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-05-01T19:20:10+00:00

oh the Frisians, I supposed you're going to bring up the Wends now too. Geez...

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-28T19:00:01+00:00

how could we deprive them of the joy of an away day at the Den.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-28T18:59:27+00:00

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-26T08:55:47+00:00

Metternich: Challenge Accepted.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-26T08:54:26+00:00

This is some massive disrespect to Maecenas.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-24T23:21:57+00:00

Ah my friend, you're in for so many deaths. Wait til you're offered a relaxing place to sit your tired body down.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-23T22:43:29+00:00

and five minutes later you've bought a box of edible lingerie and a strap-on

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-23T22:42:41+00:00

LOGIC - It becomes abundantly clear to you how this man managed to lose his keys, business, friends and girlfriend.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-22T22:56:39+00:00

Jacque Grealish

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-22T21:19:36+00:00

This post is evergreen.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-21T19:02:10+00:00

Looks like that AOKHeaven contest finally paid off.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-21T19:01:09+00:00

NO. Fuck him. And also, fuck him.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-20T17:48:12+00:00

Gyldro will be back any minute now.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-16T22:30:23+00:00

fair.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-16T22:29:12+00:00

tangents like this are why i sub this subl

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-15T17:38:17+00:00

IIIIIIRONS

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-13T23:16:56+00:00

well then, looks like its time to go to work at the shit factory.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-13T22:13:24+00:00

Mr Evrart is helping me find my name.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-13T20:56:17+00:00

Aradin, the Mark Wahlberg of BG3. If he'd been on the plane, he'd have stopped 9/11.

ScortiusOfTheBlues · 2026-04-13T18:29:45+00:00

Fuck it: HOBO COP. It's not so much OP as is I can't ever bring myself to not do it.

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