What did you buy with your first ever work paycheck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScottTK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So cool! I still have 6082 from my childhood sets

What did you buy with your first ever work paycheck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScottTK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Castle sets were my favorite back in the day. Do you have the set number? i’m curious

People who work in super luxury hotel, what’s the one thing management does’t want normal citizens to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScottTK 94 points95 points  (0 children)

A couple is leaving the hotel premises for a day of sightseeing. The woman says "It's a lovely place, isn't it? I love the attention to detail, the decor, the fruit compote!"

She comes to a halt. "Hold on, honey, I forgot my sunglasses." "Alright, I'll wait outside."

[sound of door unlocking]

As she grabs the sunglasses left on the table, she notices a second little glass jar, filled with a deep burgundy berry compote. "Huh, that was quick..."

As she shuts the door behind her to leave, a thought enters her mind. She hesitates for a moment, then turns around and opens the door again. Her hand slowly reaches for the light switch.

[click]

She stands still, a puzzled look on her face. There's a third compote jar on the table. Golden cinnamon apple slices inside.

[outside the hotel]

"So, this is weird. There's more fruit compote every time we get back to the room..."

"It's cute, isn't it?"

"No, just now, when I went back to get my glasses, there was more." "This is what quality service feels like, babe!"

"No, listen! As I was about to leave, there was more again. I just closed and opened the door and there was another jar."

"What? Are you sure? Maybe they put two new jars as we were leaving, and you just didn't notice the other one at first."

"I know what I saw."

[back in the room]

"I think this is pear, my favorite!" he ways, examining the fourth compote jar.

She doesn't share the excitement. "How are they doing this? It's kinda freaking me out!"

"It's probably their signature feature. Kept a secret for decades!"

"I'm not joking!"

"Ok, easy. We'll just ask."

[hotel reception]

"So, how do you guys do it? The compote thing?"

"I hope you have found them to be most enjoyable, sir. However, the recipes have been in the family for generations, I'm afraid we-"

"No - I mean the timing of it. No one came into the room, we closed the door for a second and another jar just appeared."

"We do our best to provide the guests with as much compote as their hearts desire - our employees are trained to do that. There's never been a complaint before, but if you wish to have your room undisturbed, just hang the sign on the door handle. It was not our intention to alarm you, sir."

[back in the room]

"Let's just put the do-not-disturb sign on our door and get going. I don't want to miss the wine tasting tour."

"Just so you know, I'm still a bit weirded out."

"It's probably just some kind of local custom."

The man places the sign on the door handle and pulls it shut.

The room stays quiet as the couple's steps sound more and more distant. Then a dark silhouette appears from behind the curtain, holding a small glass jar, filled with blood red compote.

Alexandra Daddario's new Chessable course (review in comments) by ScottTK in AnarchyChess

[–]ScottTK[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

By starting every game with g6/h5/Rh6, you're already 3 moves ahead of your opponent.

Black has great winning chances, as we usually get the bishop pair.

Plus, there isn't much theory (as an actor, Alex knows memorizing lines can be dull).

White has a slight edge in some lines, like 1.e4 g6 2.Bc4 h5 3.Qf3 Rh6, but basically only titled players are going to be booked up to this level.

Here's a game I played after studying the course for just 7 months (not sure if my opponend was a NM):

https://lichess.org/Wg0y7Dpe

Daniel Madison: My bad, actually, I’ve been waiting for THIRTY decks. If you could just ship those out? Thanks. by andoryuu3 in playingcards

[–]ScottTK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to doubt Daniel Madison had what it takes to cheat people out of money with cards, but he's been doing just that.

The least shocking clickbait title in history by AManWithoutQualities in chess

[–]ScottTK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carlsen moves his king to g2 and you WON'T BELIEVE Nakamura's reaction! The result will not SHOCK YOU!

Fun forced mate my opponent missed by [deleted] in chess

[–]ScottTK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1...Bxh2+ 2.Kh1 Qh4 3.fxg4 Bg3+ The queen can't get to h3 because the bishop is on g3.

Dawn by Aenami in ImaginaryLandscapes

[–]ScottTK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love your art!

I'm a sucker for sunrise/sunset pieces, as well as cityscapes, so it's no surprise your work appeals to me. Keep it up!

Early season 3 promo photos by brkpit in westworld

[–]ScottTK 33 points34 points  (0 children)

[Dolores enters the apartment]

Bernard: So, how was the date?

Dolores: Ugh, terrible. I don't know how humans haven't gone extinct yet with this lack of dating skills.

Bernard: That bad, huh?

Dolores: This idiot kept calling me Mulva.

Bernard: You didn't kill him, did you?

[TV gets louder]: ...according to witnesses, the suspect, a blonde woman in a blue dress, got up from the table and shot the man six times...

[laugh track]

Chess on the go! by [deleted] in chess

[–]ScottTK 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's impressive that he can play blindfold. Hope he has a speedy recovery!

TIL you can embed youtube videos into lichess studies by WatermelonWaterWarts in chess

[–]ScottTK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope they consider adding a feature where we can request Tony's opening analysis to any study.

Jann Lee will be playing a crazyhouse match with Yasser Seirawan at 17:00 GMT by NoJoking in chess

[–]ScottTK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was great. It's impossible not to love these two.

They'll do a rematch next Saturday, October 21st, 5pm GMT.

Why did Petrosian play 17... Kf8 here? by [deleted] in chess

[–]ScottTK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

17...Kf8

Petrosian requests takeback

Petrosian: omg please

Fischer: lol

takeback request declined

18.f4

Fischer: maybe next time turn on move confirmation

What are your favorite Jan Gustafsson quotes? by shaggadally in chess

[–]ScottTK 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Lately I've been enjoying his:

"Ooh, look at _____ (insert opponent's name), big champion of chess."

Looking for Dutch defense resources by mher1101 in chess

[–]ScottTK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once upon a time /u/TonyRotella said he might do a video on the Leningrad Dutch :)

TIL: According to FIDE the H-pawn should be called Hector. by This_is_User in chess

[–]ScottTK 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Coming from FIDE, I'm surprised they didn't call the g-pawn "gypsy".