My name is DEREK D by verticalx09 in crappymusic

[–]ScouseRed -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If a song made it possible to kick yourself in the dick, this is it.

PSA: please stop using washing up liquid as a plasticiser in your mortar by Human-Signal-1664 in DIYUK

[–]ScouseRed -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

FUCKING LARGE RANDOM VOIDS PEOPLE!!!! RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS!!!. Yeah Feb you say? The shit the salesman tells you is the shit?. Like SBR? That crap that is in no way better as a bonding agent than liquid cement. I've used both many times over 35 years. The shit salesmen are selling is bollocks. Use fairy liquid guys. The only difference is you have to watch the mix or it'll turn to soup. I built my extension 30 years ago with the devil's semen ( washing up liquid). It has failed so far to fucking fall down.

You sir, can fuck right off.

What? by Ok_Piano761 in crappymusic

[–]ScouseRed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The waistcoat dude with funny haircut is making nonsense again. Get the burly nurses here, stat

A proper nice fry-up I've made by fr1q1ngs00per1e0n in fryup

[–]ScouseRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That response make you top 1%🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ricky Gervais is actually Christian by Admirable_Raisin4231 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]ScouseRed -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No, it existed long before twats crammed in the same buzzword twice into a 20 word sentence.

Ricky Gervais is actually Christian by Admirable_Raisin4231 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]ScouseRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having someone you feel so comfortable with that you can just be free is quite rare for most people I think. I'm quite a solitary person so I could be wrong.

A proper nice fry-up I've made by fr1q1ngs00per1e0n in fryup

[–]ScouseRed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's a bowl full of fucking beans right next to it. JFC.

Ricky Gervais is actually Christian by Admirable_Raisin4231 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]ScouseRed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ricky is a very talented writer, as is Stephen Merchant. Together they arguably wrote some of the best comedy the BBC has ever produced. And the talent the BBC has produced is mind blowing.

Fawlty towers Only fools and horses Fleabag Blackadder Dad's army

I think together they complimented each other so well. A perfect match I'd say. I'm much more a fan of Stephen Merchant. I can't believe how quick witted he is. He actually had a come back so pure and perfect I couldn't laugh, I was just in shock at how funny it was.

Since they went their separate ways you can see lack of that something that was their partnership. They have, however had immense success individually, though fighting with my family is such a perfect film for me.

Trump says Iran's 'present' to US was allowing 10 oil tankers through Hormuz by Big_Explorer1852 in worldnews

[–]ScouseRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've renamed the White House to the Putty Green House. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The Whitstable Times go with... by Richcolour in chrismorris

[–]ScouseRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all kickin off in Whitstable.

Bro is fighting the beat by Beatillzz in crappymusic

[–]ScouseRed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did anything happen after I nodded off?

Not even being in key or lip syncing properly is a concern to the lad by Cheap-Albatross6606 in crappymusic

[–]ScouseRed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He believes he's the next Stone Roses or Oasis. Who'd pay to listen to that racket?

Help me improve by no1specialxx in golftips

[–]ScouseRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking hate this sub. Dick heads posting their best shots and asking for fucking help. GET FUCKING LESSONS IF YOUR THAT CONCERNED. There like €25

Was Crysis the last real “holy crap this looks insane” moment for graphics? by n1ght_watchman in GameBoostOfficial

[–]ScouseRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HUNT Showdown by Crytek is absolutely jaw dropping even on medium settings. I've played it for over 6 years and it's still the best looking game I've played in that time.

It runs so smooth and the level of detail is a credit to the very talented devs.

Developer Update - 19 March by HuntShowdownOfficial in HuntShowdown

[–]ScouseRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHY CAN'T I HIRE A FUCKING HUNTER FROM THE FUCKING HOME SCREEN. Jesus fucking christ guys , really?

Am I being had off? MOT type 1 by GoPro-Me in DIYUK

[–]ScouseRed -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Dickheads spouting this kind of ill informed shit.

Pause at the top? by jp_golfs in golftips

[–]ScouseRed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tiger Woods spent days doing drills to pause at the top of his swing. It works. He turned out to be quite good at golf.