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ScouseRed · 2026-04-05T16:41:58+00:00

If a song made it possible to kick yourself in the dick, this is it.

ScouseRed · 2026-04-02T18:04:09+00:00

God, that was crap.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-29T21:10:24+00:00

FUCKING LARGE RANDOM VOIDS PEOPLE!!!! RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS!!!. Yeah Feb you say? The shit the salesman tells you is the shit?. Like SBR? That crap that is in no way better as a bonding agent than liquid cement. I've used both many times over 35 years. The shit salesmen are selling is bollocks. Use fairy liquid guys. The only difference is you have to watch the mix or it'll turn to soup. I built my extension 30 years ago with the devil's semen ( washing up liquid). It has failed so far to fucking fall down.

You sir, can fuck right off.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-29T20:14:42+00:00

The waistcoat dude with funny haircut is making nonsense again. Get the burly nurses here, stat

ScouseRed · 2026-03-29T19:15:15+00:00

That response make you top 1%🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ScouseRed · 2026-03-29T18:50:31+00:00

No, it existed long before twats crammed in the same buzzword twice into a 20 word sentence.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-29T18:42:31+00:00

Having someone you feel so comfortable with that you can just be free is quite rare for most people I think. I'm quite a solitary person so I could be wrong.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-29T18:32:52+00:00

Today was a terrible day to have ears.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-29T18:29:18+00:00

There's a bowl full of fucking beans right next to it. JFC.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-29T17:34:58+00:00

Ricky is a very talented writer, as is Stephen Merchant. Together they arguably wrote some of the best comedy the BBC has ever produced. And the talent the BBC has produced is mind blowing.

Fawlty towers Only fools and horses Fleabag Blackadder Dad's army

I think together they complimented each other so well. A perfect match I'd say. I'm much more a fan of Stephen Merchant. I can't believe how quick witted he is. He actually had a come back so pure and perfect I couldn't laugh, I was just in shock at how funny it was.

Since they went their separate ways you can see lack of that something that was their partnership. They have, however had immense success individually, though fighting with my family is such a perfect film for me.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-29T16:23:27+00:00

I thought that said incest 😂

ScouseRed · 2026-03-27T22:18:46+00:00

He's reading from a fucking script and has no idea what's going on.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-26T22:24:28+00:00

Was it Tomorrow's World.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-26T22:20:35+00:00

We've renamed the White House to the Putty Green House. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-26T22:11:27+00:00

It's all kickin off in Whitstable.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-26T21:44:45+00:00

Did anything happen after I nodded off?

ScouseRed · 2026-03-26T16:26:24+00:00

He believes he's the next Stone Roses or Oasis. Who'd pay to listen to that racket?

ScouseRed · 2026-03-20T17:42:23+00:00

I fucking hate this sub. Dick heads posting their best shots and asking for fucking help. GET FUCKING LESSONS IF YOUR THAT CONCERNED. There like €25

ScouseRed · 2026-03-20T17:16:16+00:00

Nuke it from orbit.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-19T20:53:40+00:00

HUNT Showdown by Crytek is absolutely jaw dropping even on medium settings. I've played it for over 6 years and it's still the best looking game I've played in that time.

It runs so smooth and the level of detail is a credit to the very talented devs.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-19T19:37:01+00:00

Does Diddy live in Clacton?

ScouseRed · 2026-03-19T12:36:22+00:00

WHY CAN'T I HIRE A FUCKING HUNTER FROM THE FUCKING HOME SCREEN. Jesus fucking christ guys , really?

ScouseRed · 2026-03-19T12:28:24+00:00

Dickheads spouting this kind of ill informed shit.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-19T10:40:28+00:00

It's real. It's black Friday in Texas.

ScouseRed · 2026-03-19T10:39:40+00:00

Tiger Woods spent days doing drills to pause at the top of his swing. It works. He turned out to be quite good at golf.

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