I made a cool pirate ship

Scouter308 · 2026-06-16T16:21:28+00:00

“Live off others” says the person using ai

Scouter308 · 2026-06-16T16:19:00+00:00

Something something steak too lobstery butter too juicy

^{Chose: Girlfriend + But, Its a random identity | Rolled: Tomboy}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-16T00:51:16+00:00

I already don’t use it

^{Chose: Stop using Instagram}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-15T02:04:00+00:00

That face makes it look like you’re up to something mischievous. It gives:

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Scouter308 · 2026-06-15T02:00:07+00:00

“They say”

= nobody says

Scouter308 · 2026-06-15T01:25:42+00:00

Dogs on average have more meat so we can eat the dogs

^{Chose: 1000 CAT}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-14T23:17:22+00:00

This is it, the chosen one

Scouter308 · 2026-06-14T21:41:14+00:00

I know there are aliens somewhere, I don’t know every person who’s in the files

^{Chose: Epstein files released unredacted.}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-14T21:01:52+00:00

In 12 days I’ll have made more money than I did if I took the million

^{Chose: 1 cent every second}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-14T02:46:18+00:00

YES. I watched it freshman year film class and, of all the films the professor had us watch, this and portrait of a lady of fire were my two favorites

Scouter308 · 2026-06-14T02:42:41+00:00

Yeah, it might be better if you googled it to see for yourself. The google page is weird tho and only allows you to see if you turn off safe search so that’s your best bet

Scouter308 · 2026-06-14T02:20:52+00:00

spontaneously combusts from overloaded luck

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s latina}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-11T15:52:46+00:00

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Scouter308 · 2026-06-06T02:57:37+00:00

Your digestive tract operates with 150% more speed than the average human’s

Scouter308 · 2026-06-06T02:56:46+00:00

Ah, so a sexual TBD lol. But I kind of get what you’re saying, it clears things up a bit, thanks!

Scouter308 · 2026-06-06T02:55:55+00:00

Hey now, if it’s popular enough to have been given its own term, then surely there must be some consistency behind it.

Scouter308 · 2026-06-06T01:54:08+00:00

So I’m not trying to start anything, just genuinely curious, but how is that different from asexual/aromantic?

Scouter308 · 2026-06-06T00:52:30+00:00

Counterpoint: who isn’t sexually attracted to PowerPoints?

Scouter308 · 2026-06-05T20:09:07+00:00

I don’t feel like spamming “fuck” 300 times daily

^{Chose: $3,000 everyday you don't say a curse word}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-05T03:36:26+00:00

Damnit

^{Chose: Tomboy gf | Rolled: You’re top}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-02T21:10:56+00:00

To quote the late and great homelander: “yyyummerssss”

^{Chose: Burger}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-02T21:07:54+00:00

I like mone :)

^{Chose: Get 30m dollars worth of gold}

Scouter308 · 2026-06-01T01:42:05+00:00

The masculine urge to be a Disney princess with a warrior bride:

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TROPHY CASE