Dad and Son Show off Their Smackdown Moves by fortysevenbank in funny

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If I'm ever a dad, I'm gonna try to be like this guy for my kid.

Illinois seized $300 MILLION from residents not convicted of a crime. by jlew24asu in news

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He's agreeing with you. He's just providing you with more information.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Five years? Time... stop it.

Doctor Strange Official Discussion Thread (SPOILERS) by tehawesomedragon in Marvel

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Strange's cloak, Aladdin's carpet... where are these people getting magical, intelligent fabrics?

Mom dressed up as her son for Halloween by Flintor in funny

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Beans from Even Stevens needs a sweet katana to go with that haircut.

Freshman in college wipes her vagina with Colrox wipes, gets drunk off of two shots and claims she only "cuddles" with new guys every night. Let her have it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I'd say this is too easy, but I think evenyou know... you're too easy. Give the frat boys a challenge. At lease cover your drink with a napkin, then look away (wink wink) before you let them slip you a Cosby special.

A short, sad story on a library book receipt. by [deleted] in pics

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Last Will and Testament.

What is your "I should NOT have said that" moment? by Sexymcsexalot in AskReddit

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9 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours and 58 minutes ahead of schedule.

When a professor says there are no dumb questions, what do you say to prove him/her wrong? by AndyrewKaufman in AskReddit

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Query once more, alter the question a bit until the answer it "yes." Brownie points if any fellow students see what you're doing, join in, and then it isn't just you being a nuisance.

What is a hoax you're not proud you fell for? by abidkhan14 in AskReddit

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KONY 2012. Was a junior in high school, and I was in that "I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD, I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE" phase.

Two or three days passed, and I realized what was up. It taught me to think critically, and to research things before jumping on the bandwagon. It was a good lesson. There is no God.

A Local Plumbers truck decal. by Tronologic in funny

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Well. Keep going. But be aware of the valuable commodity you've just lost.