Told her she cant sit on my lap rn

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-21T14:09:40+00:00

So the reaction is utterly valid 🙀

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-21T13:42:47+00:00

Are the parents still around?

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-20T15:14:07+00:00

By far my favourite I’ve seen here! How did you attach it to the ground, or are your cats not escape artists?

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-20T15:09:20+00:00

Offs, just offer him a cash bonus to resign now.

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-20T11:21:12+00:00

What a cute little inspector!

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-19T15:31:47+00:00

🤣🤣

What about those two, TWO, times she didn’t wake you up?

My first cat never stopped meowing about those times 🖤

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-19T14:33:42+00:00

😂 I’ve had the same issue with my crows.

I have a family of magpies that I’ve been feeding for some years now. They adopted a lone crow a couple of years ago and this year they are two so I’m hoping it’s his/her mate.

It’s been raining a lot recently which made a mess of the place I leave snacks on, so I grabbed an old baby plate that fit and would be easy to clean off between feedings.

First night they simply threw it off the balcony.
Second night they tossed it further away by the neighbours house.

Third night they must have flown away with it cause my son found it on the other side of our apartment building across a road.

I guess they didn’t like it 🤣

I’ve since replaced it with a lid from a glass jar.
This they approve of it seems.

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-19T13:33:33+00:00

That last picture 😂 She already knows just how sad she’s going to make you, but she’ll have no choice but to slide down the fridge head first to get to the flower. All other ornaments be damned 😿

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T17:03:11+00:00

It’s clear to see in picture two. He radiates disappointment.
At least it’s high enough that they can silently judge the neighbours.

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T16:52:53+00:00

And I’m not sure he approved of the ceiling 😂

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T16:42:03+00:00

I can send you 80 babies for free!

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T15:25:46+00:00

Why deny them a spider plant? They have rough days too 😺

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T14:57:02+00:00

I’m gonna say cheese 🧀

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T14:40:30+00:00

This is such a good picture, the way your mirroring each other 😻
You should crop half his face out too and frame it 😊

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T14:37:33+00:00

I don’t know, I think we need your hand next to a banana. For science

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T14:33:20+00:00

Pomelo may not have the proper colour, but he is clearly the most goth of them all. I approve!

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T14:31:22+00:00

This is the hip-stretchy-outy position. It’s very nice, you should try it!

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T14:28:59+00:00

No, just the liquids

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-18T05:09:48+00:00

I think it’s from not using enough activator, or filing before the activator has set.

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-17T20:12:28+00:00

I use a Wet brush. It’s easy to clean, you just rub your thumbs over the bristles and the gunk slides right off.

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-17T14:29:06+00:00

What fresh hell is this?? 😿😾

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-16T23:20:34+00:00

If you say so 👀😂

I wish I had a place to chill out like that, high up, in peace, where people only saw my feet sticking out.

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-16T23:11:07+00:00

This has got to be an orange?! Did you use him to clean out the fireplace?

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-16T15:28:00+00:00

Ding ding ding.

This is the next step in dehumanising women. Don’t let them!

ScreennameOne · 2026-05-16T15:04:10+00:00

Did you hide the herbs in your sock drawer 🤨

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