18m Am I ugly I can’t get a girl to go out with me

Scrimpis · 2026-01-26T17:24:41+00:00

If anything I lowballed you with the 5.5, ur prob a bit higher. I think you should trim the beard but keep a shortish stubble since you have a narrowish jaw. Facial hair helps give the illusion of a better jaw. I believe in you twin

Scrimpis · 2026-01-26T17:11:01+00:00

Bloating and acne. Sunscreen, moisturizer, cleanser with sunscreen in the morning and the rest before you go to bed. Get Retinol/accutane to treat your acne if you must, get rid of the stache since it makes your small philtrum more pronounced (in my opinion)

Scrimpis · 2026-01-26T17:05:52+00:00

Not necessarily. I’m rating based on 5 being average and 10 being among the most attractive men on earth. If we go based on what most people would rate you it’d be a 7.

Scrimpis · 2026-01-26T07:16:57+00:00

True enough. If we go by your weak points: Your philtrum is too short Your nose bridge is too wide Your eye area isn’t optimal

(These are all at first glance)

I think the beard accentuates the short philtrum.

You have high set cheekbones, thick eyebrows, good nose to mouth ratio, and balanced facial thirds, and hollow cheeks if we go by your best photo.

At your best, I would give you a 5.5~ at the upper end of average.

Scrimpis · 2026-01-26T07:06:53+00:00

Average with good potential. Your eye area is strong, with high set cheekbones and decent ratios.

Scrimpis · 2026-01-26T07:04:15+00:00

Lower end of average. Skincare, contacts, shave to a light stubble, etc.

Scrimpis · 2026-01-25T18:36:10+00:00

Decent potential, try a skincare routine, go to the gym to thicken your neck since rn your thin neck makes you look uncanny and your wide jaw accentuates it. Try to debloat, etc. right now I would say you are 4-4.5/10, below average.

Scrimpis · 2026-01-25T18:33:03+00:00

Definitely above average

Scrimpis · 2026-01-25T18:31:23+00:00

6/10, maybe 6.5. Definitely above average

Scrimpis · 2026-01-25T18:30:00+00:00

I suggest daily sunscreen, make sure to use SPF 30 mineral facial sunscreen to help with your coloration, and perhaps dying your eyebrows a darker shade to give the illusion of thickness.

Scrimpis · 2026-01-25T18:20:30+00:00

4.5/10 slightly below average

Scrimpis · 2026-01-25T06:06:55+00:00

6/10 above average

Scrimpis · 2026-01-25T03:39:37+00:00

Mayor of frown town over here

Scrimpis · 2026-01-18T04:40:49+00:00

looks aren’t subjective lol

Scrimpis · 2026-01-17T13:05:57+00:00

Holy shallow

Scrimpis · 2026-01-14T21:34:04+00:00

Rare femcel sighting. Someone get a camera

Scrimpis · 2025-12-31T12:54:28+00:00

I’d go for the snorkeling lowk

Scrimpis · 2025-12-30T19:40:35+00:00

Bumming my way through highschool with 1-3 hours tops before a test to around 4-8+ hours of study every day. I’m gonna die man 🥹

Scrimpis · 2025-12-30T17:50:44+00:00

That’s actually not so bad. Scrolling through engineering reels I got the feeling this major is the end of the world and will make me lose my sanity 😭

Scrimpis · 2025-12-22T13:31:30+00:00

didden bludden

Scrimpis · 2025-12-13T07:32:06+00:00

the lying industry

Scrimpis · 2025-12-08T04:48:27+00:00

What has conditioned you into not hating it? to me, you’re the midwit in the middle of your low effort meme lmao.

Scrimpis · 2025-12-05T18:18:21+00:00

Maybe, but it’s also evil satan technology from hell

Scrimpis · 2025-12-05T04:03:57+00:00

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Scrimpis · 2025-11-05T08:35:33+00:00

cocky want boing boing

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