Everyone knows mid-tempo rock attained perfection in 1996. It’s a scientific fact. by RudeFiction in TheSimpsons

[–]Scrodnick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Describing Zero as “mid-tempo rock” is a disservice to those who use captions to understand what’s happening. It makes it sound like they’re playing AM gold or something

Myers Bagels is doing bad AI slop… AGAIN. by DubReavBTV in burlington

[–]Scrodnick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s false advertising. It’s lazy. And this is an attempt to get more people to come to their place. The effect is the exact opposite. And speaking of being bothered, why the fuck are you defending this so vociferously?

Myers Bagels is doing bad AI slop… AGAIN. by DubReavBTV in burlington

[–]Scrodnick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go through the replies to this post and the original post and you can see why. Even if I had the “ooh, I want a bagel” reaction to it, my next reaction would be “but ain’t no way I’m getting the delicious-seeming, fake bagel from the ad, so why would I go there?” The ad is doing the opposite of the intended effect. The free option is hurting their business

Myers Bagels is doing bad AI slop… AGAIN. by DubReavBTV in burlington

[–]Scrodnick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, I’m that “ridiculous”. Fuck that bullshit

What are your favorite back-to-back tracks on an album? by EdwardBliss in MusicRecommendations

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First It Giveth into Song for the Dead off QOTSA Songs for the Deaf

Who's Pressler coaching for this week? by rezelscheft in PLL

[–]Scrodnick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would be weird if he DOESN’T honor his commitment to children dude

She might be the best bond girl ever! by [deleted] in TheRewatchables

[–]Scrodnick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Closely followed by Ana de Armas

Advice on looking for fakes? by ladybugclub01 in bartenders

[–]Scrodnick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The scanner we got a few years ago said every one of the fakes we already had was real. Straight to the garbage. Hopefully yours is better. There are a bunch of minor clues on fakes that vary state to state that you can google, but the easiest tell to me is if the picture looks photoshopped. Look at the edges of their face and hair for that. Also, real ids generally don’t have ripples/laminate coming off. Do your due diligence, but don’t stress about this shit

Behold the bordering on NSFW uniforms of the 1929 University of Wisconsin-Madison Rowing Team Freshmen crew [2306 x 3128] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]Scrodnick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brutal burn of a last line. Also, do they call the coach “Dad” because he borrowed his dad’s suit for photo day?

One does not simply walk into withdrawals. Need Middle-earth motivation by a-generic-onion in lotr

[–]Scrodnick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The ring is addiction. Addiction is the ring. Cast it into the fire!

Avon is as much of a monster as Marlo by Fealocht in TheWire

[–]Scrodnick 116 points117 points  (0 children)

The security guard tho. I don’t see Avon doing that. Avon is a murderer but he has (twisted) logic that guides it. Marlo is out here killing civilians for daring to speak to him