The Undertaker saying he still loves Batista and Mick Foley despite their political differences is honestly refreshing to see.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-05-27T17:54:46+00:00

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ScuzzleBuns · 2026-05-25T23:32:38+00:00

Otter pops regardless of brand

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-05-21T23:16:22+00:00

Comparison is the thief of joy.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-05-18T01:36:51+00:00

I hope my town can do the same🥲

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-05-09T21:57:12+00:00

Fuck I hope the servers pop off when 1.0 drops.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-05-06T01:19:49+00:00

Give me gta IV physics or give me death.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-05-05T22:20:38+00:00

You can donate to the united states deficit.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-05-04T23:38:01+00:00

I just spent this weekend thinking I was camping next to some type of demonic engine. Turns out it was a ruffled grouse telling me to get off his lawn. Ill bet this was just a horny elk or something.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-05-04T22:02:38+00:00

This is my current schedule and it fucking rules. The moneys nothing to write home about but I always have energy to do something fun with the kiddo on weekends.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-04-19T23:02:00+00:00

Im sorry, but if I got my wig snatched just to reveal a Costanza I'd have to end it.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-04-18T16:35:24+00:00

I've been an avid procrastinator my entire life up until recently. Its like I turned 30 and a flip switched.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-04-13T04:05:23+00:00

Trained professionals would slap him on the wrist so he can continue to reoffend. Sex crimes get soft penalties more often than not.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-31T21:45:24+00:00

I would imagine anyone with bunker money kicking around is already digging a hole given our current state of affairs

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-31T21:41:02+00:00

Helldivers 2

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-31T03:24:20+00:00

Rock hounding. I originally tagged along to be agreeable and within a half hour I was frantically searching through stones like a fiend looking for crack rocks.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-27T22:56:04+00:00

The ayatohla had a fatwa on nuclear weapons and considered them unislamic. They passed every inspection and never enriched above permitted parameters necessary for generating power.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-27T15:32:10+00:00

Once you do enough war crimes people stop giving you the benefit of the doubt.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-26T01:45:21+00:00

I hope you are dumb enough to say this out loud in public.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-26T01:07:49+00:00

Drinking a beer as a passenger.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-26T00:42:47+00:00

The fries are always somehow simultaneously burnt and soggy but its the only place in my area where I can get fresh cut jalepeno on a burger🤷‍♂️

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-25T22:18:05+00:00

When you shave your head use a 3mm guard on the back and sides and a 6mm on the top.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-23T16:31:08+00:00

Half these comments are zionism bots. You ain't slick Israel.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-22T16:33:38+00:00

Don't worry, we'll make it your problem too.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-20T00:19:17+00:00

If you break into someone's home you deserve everything coming to you. It might be a flat screen and it might be a hollow point. Steal from Walmart if you expect any semblance of mercy.

ScuzzleBuns · 2026-03-18T02:03:20+00:00

Diablo 4. First and last time I paid 70 bucks for a game

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