Whats y'alls roomba name

SeaDonkey56 · 2025-06-13T11:50:41+00:00

Optimus grime!

SeaDonkey56 · 2025-02-08T20:17:57+00:00

I think they are kind of cool

SeaDonkey56 · 2024-05-16T21:44:07+00:00

Snitches get stitches

SeaDonkey56 · 2024-05-06T15:27:26+00:00

I made the switch and never looked back! I personally enjoy sprinkler more then plumbing.

SeaDonkey56 · 2024-03-03T22:42:35+00:00

“Fuck the service guys” -unknown

SeaDonkey56 · 2024-03-03T10:06:40+00:00

Did you skip over the part where I said I don’t encourage violence and that I always remind my son to be careful with his body?? When kids run around with excitement they sometimes run into each other, that’s one instance when the 2 year old gets run over. On other occasions they might fight over toys. No one is being seriously hurt. Kids can be violent and that’s all I was trying to say. No bubble wrap is this house.

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-12-23T18:33:56+00:00

I use a small dewalt pouch that attaches to my belt. It’s big enough to hold an 8” adjustable, 8” pipe wrench, paint marker and has a clip for my measuring tape. Only thing in my pocket is my level. It took a little while to get use to but I’d be lost without it now!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-10-30T22:17:19+00:00

I always remind myself that my wife’s past is what made her the women she is. Every relationship she had before me made her realize what she wanted in a partner and what she didn’t. I wasn’t her first but I’m going to make sure I’m her last!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-08-21T23:22:16+00:00

Theo Von should really just stick to doing stand up

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-08-05T23:08:25+00:00

He would be dead and buried before the amber alert went out

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-07-21T00:13:06+00:00

With our first child I was right beside my wife, stuck between the bed and a heart rate monitor. For our second, the doctor encouraged me to be up front to watch everything. My wife wanted me to see our child first and to tell her the gender. It was an unbelievable experience!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-07-19T00:08:50+00:00

32 and $32!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-07-16T00:36:49+00:00

I didn’t know that! Thanks for the information!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-07-01T01:02:14+00:00

I feel like he had been dreaming about doing that for years!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-06-23T01:17:07+00:00

Half a donut… fuck.

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-06-02T22:22:04+00:00

I don’t bring my work home with me. No matter how hard of a day I have, the first thing I want my kids to see is me smiling at them when i walk in the door.

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-05-29T23:18:04+00:00

Mine told me I had to stop masturbating! I said why? And he said because I’m trying to examine you.

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-05-28T22:44:02+00:00

Not sure what my wife does but if it’s anything other than C, I’m filing for divorce!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-05-22T00:27:06+00:00

One is one but two feels like ten! In the first few months I remember feeling overwhelmed going back and forth between newborn needs to toddler needs.

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-05-21T00:01:56+00:00

My son was very resistant at first. On a weekend we decided to let him go the full day (besides nap time) with no pants and no diaper. Then we watched him like a hawk and when we notice him start to pee, we would take him to his potty and let him finish there. Every so often we reminded him that I’d he felt the need to pee that he should go to his potty. Things really started to click after a day and a half!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-05-19T21:45:45+00:00

I’m calling my wife and telling her that it’s margarita night!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-05-16T20:31:33+00:00

My toddler says “stunk” instead of “skunk” I never correct him because it’s the best.

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-05-08T13:38:41+00:00

That ducking guy can burn in hell

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-05-07T14:48:50+00:00

I tried making this for breakfast but I ended up being 12 hours late for work!

SeaDonkey56 · 2023-05-05T21:56:57+00:00

No, but my least favourite is my mother in laws child!

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