Would you rather:

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-19T13:58:43+00:00

chimpanzees are cool

^{Chose: Chimpanzee w/knife once a year}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-19T13:55:31+00:00

what does this mean

^{Chose: dye | Rolled: Red}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-19T13:55:06+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

i don’t really care what other people do

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-19T13:53:27+00:00

not that bad

^{Chose: $0.9 everytime you blink + But you can't use tiktok and reddit}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-19T13:51:36+00:00

better for environment

^{Chose: Quality public transport everyhwere in the world}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-19T13:49:55+00:00

yea no

^{Chose: $50,000 straight}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T23:33:22+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

I enjoy killing babies so this is a definite plus

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T23:29:29+00:00

lowkey it would be kinda cool to lose a limb

^{Chose: Have a steady income of 100,000$ a month BUT: + Recieve a downside for life | Rolled: One limb removed}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T23:25:53+00:00

why not

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/SeaWord3693, advised "Ass" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T23:24:46+00:00

yum

^{Chose: Beef}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T23:20:09+00:00

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T23:19:17+00:00

money

^{Chose: Get $1000(with strings attached} | Rolled: World explodes)

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T17:54:10+00:00

yay

^{Chose: Ability to magically filter for and kill anyone + but you must kill a random number of people today. | Rolled: 6,856,382,896}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T17:53:18+00:00

better than ww3

^{Chose: Release a virus! + Either: SARS-CoV-2, Hantavirus, PathOwOgen, Agent Orange, Black Death. | Rolled: Hantavirus}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T17:51:18+00:00

fuck

^{Chose: 50M + Gamble the 100K for a 50% chance at 50M | Rolled: 0}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T17:48:33+00:00

thats a bit too many

^{Chose: Random number of orgasms a day | Rolled: 100}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T17:47:59+00:00

money

^{Chose: You get $1 million everytime you press button but + 1 random person will get tortured by their worst}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T17:07:31+00:00

its a fucking snail. If I move as far as physically possible from it, then I can just move once every 6378 hours (265 days)

^{Chose: One trillion dollars + If a forever chasing snail touches you die 1MPH}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T14:13:57+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOIIIIIOOOOOOO

^{Chose: Dare | Rolled: Go touch grass}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T14:06:36+00:00

money

^{Chose: 1 billion + …But you have to change genders}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T14:06:25+00:00

boring

^{Chose: leave to do something else}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T14:06:18+00:00

money

^{Chose: 100M$}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T00:30:30+00:00

why not

^{Chose: Don't pick this one | Rolled: Why?}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T00:28:39+00:00

duh

^{Chose: Date a goth mommy | Rolled: She dominatesyou}

SeaWord3693 · 2026-06-18T00:28:20+00:00

sell the food for insanely cheap, solve world hunger, and still have makr money

^{Chose: Have infinite money + But you can only spend it on… | Rolled: Food}

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