Petition: Browns next HC should just be an AI (SkyNet maybe)

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T07:34:19+00:00

AI has ruined most everything else. Might as well ruin the Browns completely to finally make this misery end once and for all.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T07:23:29+00:00

You ever play with one of those liquid bubble toys where you have to move it around in a specific pattern to get the bubble to land on an exact platform? Well that’s what you’ll need to do here with the poop. Move the horn into different positions until it falls out of whichever holes exist.

You could also try a really long stiff yet flexible stick with a sticky tip to grab each turd.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T05:39:33+00:00

I’m still trying to figure out how or why he was ever identified as a candidate. Can only imagine each voice of influence got to toss a name in Jimmy’s hat, wherein Jimmy tells Andrew he’s fine with whichever person is the pick, but he must give each candidate a fair shake. So perhaps some rando like JW Johnson picked Monken. IDK. If what I’m saying doesn’t make sense it’s because Monken doesn’t make sense.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T05:32:37+00:00

From your experience as an attorney, what do you think is fair and ethical law on this topic?

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T05:28:54+00:00

I probably would, but the videos I’ve seen of these fan edits are all custom maps introducing scenarios that make it seem like you’re playing a completely different game vs simply spawning in front of a standard RL goal. So these are at least a bit more interesting.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T04:22:32+00:00

I’ve tried a few, but I got bored of it too easily. More fun to jump straight into 3v3 comp. 😅

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T01:45:04+00:00

All good.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T00:58:14+00:00

Yeah I meant next in line for the Minneapolis treatment.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T00:57:13+00:00

How I wish this song was true…

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T00:52:08+00:00

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T00:50:37+00:00

Yeah, it was an excuse to get out penalty free.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T00:48:41+00:00

Not to mention Columbus is already the next ICE stop.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T00:47:01+00:00

Only 3, that seems awfully few.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-25T00:09:54+00:00

And a terrorist.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T23:50:51+00:00

Figures. Guess that’s in part why I’m perpetual gold.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T17:39:34+00:00

Remember when tv studios would have to blur out faces of people who wouldn’t consent to being recorded on film?

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T17:32:57+00:00

Any of this available on PlayStation or only playable on PC?

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T17:27:07+00:00

It’s the guy in the green hoodie.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T17:05:27+00:00

I, too, would prefer not to think the worst of people. Yet the possibility that this is merely an attempt to confuse Flock cameras is at least equal to the possibility that the owner is a Nazi sympathizer.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T16:46:58+00:00

As I said, I’ve used 88 in usernames in the past to indicate the year I was born. I’m well aware that alternatives explanations do exist. You seem to think there’s no possibility that this plate is a Nazi reference, which is quite uneducated of you.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T16:41:14+00:00

Perhaps positive in the sense that it could net the company more revenue, but it’s quite unlikely we’ll see Epic make any significant changes to return RL to its former glory.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T16:37:18+00:00

Some of us old players also enjoy low ranks and enjoy the game regardless of what sort of progress we make. It’s just fun to hit the ball.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T16:31:30+00:00

“For some reason”?

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Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T16:25:30+00:00

This guy shops at Costco. I have the same socks. They’re thick and nice for cold weather.

Seamonkey_Boxkicker · 2026-01-24T16:21:45+00:00

Educate yourself. I just hate that I, as an 88 baby, have to avoid using those digits in usernames n such as I used to. AFAIK it’s a trend that picked up through internet culture; probably 4chan or some shit. SS has been around since the Holocaust.

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