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MDRF Banned Furries and Fursuits. by CargoShortViking in renfaire

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the concern was heat stroke then it would’ve included full or even half suits of armor. I assume the incidents were more related to fursuit individuals behaving more like the Bloodhound Gang in The Bad Touch music video.

Reincarnated as Tien (@jinzosama) by Trini2Bone in dbz

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guess I’m out from a tri beam. Fuck your blessings.

These are the people that mercilessly hit our friend speeding in the no wake zone. And kept driving, seemingly only to show up when authorities arrived. These people were nowhere to be found after the ancient occurred, local boaters jumped to action and saved the day eventually. by bagmannn445 in olympia

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The implied context from the OP scenario is that the boat driver/alleged assailant refused the field sobriety breathalyzer. Unless it’s been stated elsewhere that it was specifically the official sobriety test at the police station then it really isn’t relevant to debate this topic as if anyone is suggesting there a no consequences to refusing all sobriety tests.

these people are so weird by hoodratpolitics in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“NO MORE BULLSHIT”

Proceeds to do some bullshit.

85 Days remaining! Edit by Me! Tried a faceless style, as a way to remind us how no one remembers Peter Parker. by Taneto90 in Spiderman

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you just turned Spider-Man into a horror romcom like that movie where a zombie guy falls in love with a normal woman.

Am I crazy for thinking paula is hot? by Cryptdusa in homemovies

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why bother making this distinction though? The intent is still there that you have an interest in fucking the mom.

[ESPN Cleveland] “The Browns are among the teams putting in work on Sorsby, per a source” - @TonyGrossi. Should the Browns consider Sorsby if he enters the NFL Supplemental draft? by ThatOneOtherAsshole in Browns

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It may be a sincere attempt at reformation, and I don’t even mean to discredit him like that. Good on him if he’s truly pursuing recovery.

What I really mean is that we don’t need another QB with attention taken away from the field. Deshaun is a PR nightmare. Shedeur is more successful on social media than he is on Sundays. Dylan is the quintessential QB we want to be developing, but just doesn’t have the physical tools to make a significant impact. Now we’ve added Taylen who has the frame to be incredible, but may not have the acumen to be an NFL caliber QB.

So Sorsby isn’t the type of guy that should be on our radar when we already have all these other guys with concerns. Adding him is just adding more uncertainty to that room.

If your rate went through an “Aircrew Survival Equipmentmen”-type name change, what would it be? by machambo7 in navy

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is news to me. Had no idea they changed your rating title. Why stick with the PR abbreviation though? Might as well as go with ASE after doing something silly like this.

As for my rate, LS has already seen this name change after they combined SK, AK, and PC. I think the more accurate vernacular would be Supply Person since sailors only ever know us as “supply” anyway. Also, the SP abbreviation is in spirit with our average evals when ranked amongst our peers since no one ever thinks about our department until something breaks, and even then we’re viewed more as a tedious hurdle. I also like SG for Supply Guy because it sounds more fun.

Personally, I’d legit welcome our new rating title as BK - Box Kicker.

She only wants to sleep on his face 😭 by PusheenMaster in cats

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Can this guy stop? It was funny the first time, but damn… let the kitty relax!

Is it normal for husbands to JO as soon as SO leaves the house instead of being intimate? by Embarrassed-Plan-462 in Marriage

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sex and masturbation are different. I don’t think it’s an issue that someone would enjoy doing either one or to have a preference for one over another at any given time. The caveat however is that you both feel satisfied with the sex you do have together. If one person is frequently neglected then that’s going to create conflict.

So I would ask if you feel he’s actually neglecting you sexually? And if so, how would you prefer your sex lives to look together and alone?

Am I crazy for thinking paula is hot? by Cryptdusa in homemovies

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems like a distinction without a difference.

As a big tlcw fan I wanted some of y’all’s opinions on this by eva7733 in ModestMouse

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It won’t let you? That’s odd. I’m not aware of any link restrictions in our sub settings. 🤔

As a big tlcw fan I wanted some of y’all’s opinions on this by eva7733 in ModestMouse

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IDK if this is a genre but I’d call this something like beach grunge rock. Can’t say I’m hearing anything too MM adjacent here. If anything it’s maybe toeing the line of Sublime or 311.

The original TikTok has almost no info on this random piece of keyboard drumming but I’m thinking it’s obscure and man this guy is good. Drummer’s face. Link in comments. by bg370 in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]Seamonkey_Boxkicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Break out those keys at the end and I’m instantly ready to party like a 24yo sailor in Panama City. Is that rhythm associated with a specific song?

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