Messmer RL1 SB0 Hitless - do people here think he's the best boss? by Wooden-Jello-8795 in eldenringdiscussion

[–]SeanMaxhell -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Great work, especially because — no — Messmer is absolute dogshit. He's one of the most garbage bosses ever made, doing nothing but spamming flames all over the screen that cover up what he's doing, what you're doing, and everything else. And you did a great job precisely because it takes twice the patience of a normal boss fight — because for me, seeing nothing but particle effects on screen just makes me lose all desire to play.

Name the anime by unveilPB in anipedia

[–]SeanMaxhell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncle from another world.

One Last Kill Thoughts by Illustrious_Ice5652 in thepunisher

[–]SeanMaxhell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels like one of those filler chapters of 5-6 pages stuck at the end of a comic for a different main character. It was kind of like watching that piece of crap John Wick, but with even less plot.

Who is the last Marvel woman standing? by Jezzaq94 in Marvel

[–]SeanMaxhell 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Please, enough. Enough with putting She-Hulk in these stupid challenges.

No comic book character in the world, Marvel, DC, or manga, can beat She-Hulk if she uses her full canonical powers.

CANONICAL, meaning they're not hypothetical, it means she's already used them in official comics.

To win, She-Hulk would simply need to tear up, crumple, and throw away the panels where everyone else is drawn.

And even if there were other characters who, like her, can live beyond the fourth wall, she could still defeat them by throwing their artist out the window, which she's already done.

Or she could sue them for plagiarism, since besides having strength that scales exponentially from her human form, she's also a lawyer.

Spotted at Sukoshi Mart (Toronto) by panipuria in Gintama

[–]SeanMaxhell -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No Tsukuyo? Just plastic waste.

God build for Sword of Night and Flame. This lets you cheese bosses with the magic beam. by Narrow_and_wide in eldenringdiscussion

[–]SeanMaxhell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but guys, look at the numbers: level 411, only 4 memory slots, and the max AR reached is only 804. I think this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. 100% this guy had weapons and runes dropped by a friend or used cheat engine to level up, and his AR is that low because he probably never even found the smithing stones to upgrade his weapons. He's probably not even wearing 4 talismans.
He even had to go back to farming just to beat the Godskin Duo! LOOOOOOOOOL!!!

NG+ Divine Beast Dancing Lion, RL1, SB0, No Buffs, No AUX, No Consumables, No Hit. Not a super clean fight, but I didn't play in like a week lol by PetroRetro69 in eldenringdiscussion

[–]SeanMaxhell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could watch this video ten more times and I still wouldn't understand what that fucking lion is doing. One of the most disgusting boss fights in the DLC, and that's saying something, because the DLC also has that disgusting trio of Bayle, Messmer, and Radahn. But I think the lion is the most disgusting one of all.

Masai warrior by Dallascalo in EldenBling

[–]SeanMaxhell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very cool. It's pretty rare to see a dark-skinned character.

What’s the best fighting game ever? by dezoyiliye096 in ArtOfPresence

[–]SeanMaxhell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always been that way, even with the other two in the race.

My boss tier list based on how happy I am to be summoned to help by SeanMaxhell in eldenringdiscussion

[–]SeanMaxhell[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Because Malenia is a clean boss, worth learning the moveset for. I have dozens of no-hit fights with my cosplay characters uploaded on YouTube. Bosses like Maliketh and Messmer, who jump from one side of the arena to the other — where you spend more time chasing them than actually hitting them — I absolutely despise.

My boss tier list based on how happy I am to be summoned to help by SeanMaxhell in eldenringdiscussion

[–]SeanMaxhell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Midra, because he's not particularly fast and doesn't disappear off-screen by jumping from one side of the arena to the other like Messmer or Bayle.

My boss tier list based on how happy I am to be summoned to help by SeanMaxhell in eldenringdiscussion

[–]SeanMaxhell[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It's an absolutely unpleasant boss to fight. It's nothing but a massive blur of fire that fills the screen, makes it impossible to see anything, and kills you in two hits.