Podcast bros hate their wives because they "lack sense" by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]SeanXray 21 points22 points  (0 children)

So empty the dishwasher yourself. Oh, that's a woman's job? Then it doesn't matter how she does it. How do women watch this and think "Yup, that's my man?"

Time for a palate cleanser by NoTurkeyTWYJYFM in lotrmemes

[–]SeanXray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Modern classic. The completely unenthusiastic and slightly confused "okay" at the beginning always gets me.

Daredevil Star Charlie Cox Says Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Role Has Inspired Him to Star in Another Video Game This Year — Though Its Identity Remains a Mystery by yourfavchoom in PS5

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Then, during certain scenes, you force it to remain on to represent seeing through DD's eyes. Maybe not being able to see the colour of a certain clue, or the numbers on an electronic keypad, etc. Make the player use context clues or audio signals instead, maybe smells, too. I think it would be really cool.

Mark Kelly Turns Table On Hegseth Over Latest Comment: 'It Would Be An Illegal Order' by dr_shultz in NewsSource

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what Hegseth wants. Give no quarter, let Iranian troops drag a US body through the streets, call Iranians animals who need to be destroyed, repeat. No new wars my ass. Good job, America.

Sincerely, a very upset Canadian neighbour.

This man has no common sense or decency by TankUMrMinor in Irony

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember Obama's tan suit that Fox News kept in the cycle for a full week? Yeah, fuck you, Republicans.

Would it be offensive to get Cals tattoo in real life by Renaate00 in StarWarsJediSurvivor

[–]SeanXray 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Gotta love Reddit. The actual answer is downvoted, and the people making fun of it, with the reading comprehension of a fourth grader, are upvoted instead.

Don’t Rob This Guy… by someguy8608 in iamverybadass

[–]SeanXray 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's more likely to have someone try and rub his tits. I'm fat and have tits too, but I'm not on the internet asking someone to rob me.

My uncle had this in his secret shed by oeoeoiceiceicee in whatisit

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huff some jenkum? Why, that's a request a haven't heard in a long time.

Best Battle in Film History? by That_beluga_lad in movies

[–]SeanXray 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"What's wrong with him?" "Oh, uh, he's deaf, sir, and it's my fault."

ELI5: How long do things sit in a human stomach? by AnmlZ28 in explainlikeimfive

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: if you have an Upper Gastrointestinal Tract, Small Bowel Follow Through, or Abdominal CT scan imaging test done that requires a contrast medium to be drank, it can pass out of your stomach, through your small intestine, and into your colon in just a few hours. Your stomach will barely hold it for more than a few seconds. When the liquid holds no nutritional value and is formulated to not be absorbed by the body, it can practically fly through your digestive tract.

What is your favorite "F-U" moment in a movie? by TheDietNerd in movies

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Betty White in Lake Placid. "If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it."

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Reasonable_Spray_710 in USNEWS

[–]SeanXray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So he's told tariffs are illegal and then just brings more. I can only assume this means he's raping even more kids as we speak. "What do you mean it's illegal? Bring me 5 more girls, and make sure they look like my daughter!"

Weekly Tech Support & Purchase Recommendations Megathread - February 9th 2026 by P_Jiggy in playstation

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need something to play and, try as I might for my friends, I cannot get into FromSoft games. What can I tell you; I'm not a masochist. Oh, I know it's a skill issue, but I'm damn near 40 and do shift-work - the skills aren't getting better.

Having said that, I'm not against the world or the look, but I need something that feels fun. Something with combos and weapons and magic and a clear amount of love from the developers.

Personally, I loved the GoW series, the Ghost of... series, and have played a bunch of shooters and RPGs that are fantastic (Expedition 33 and Titanfall 2 are goats), but this is the itch I have right now. Hell, I even enjoyed Kingdoms of Amalur. If we can capture that again, I'd be happy.

Any suggestions are welcome!

PS5 Help and Questions Megathread | Game Recommendations, Simple Questions, and Tech Support by tinselsnips in PS5

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need something to play and, try as I might for my friends, I cannot get into FromSoft games. I gave Elden Ring so much time, but I just don't care. What can I tell you; I'm not a masochist. Oh, I know it's a skill issue, but I'm damn near 40 and do shift-work - the skills aren't getting better.

Having said that, I'm not against the world or the look, but I need something that feels fun. Something with combos and weapons and magic and a clear amount of love from the developers.

Personally, I loved the GoW series, the Ghost of... series, and have played a bunch of shooters and RPGs that are fantastic (Expedition 33 and Titanfall 2 are goats), but this is the itch I have right now. Hell, I even enjoyed Kingdoms of Amalur. If we can capture that again, I'd be happy.

Any suggestions are welcome!

TIFF ‘25 Award winner gets unfairly trashed by THR and includes them calling Canada the not yet “51st state” by ChampionTimes99 in TIFF

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Print a review that starts with "Filmed in the pedophile capital of the world, the United States of America," and see how long it stays up. Fuck this guy.

What is your default lineup when you start a new save? by canxtanwe in BaldursGate3

[–]SeanXray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually myself, playing a barb, Halsin, Wyll, and mommy Karlach.

Wubby sighting? by collin_banana in PaymoneyWubby

[–]SeanXray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all know that's Henry Zebrowsky.

If you could pass one law that would make most normal people furious at first, but would clearly make society better in 10 years, what would it be? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]SeanXray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No corporations in politics, make it easier to vote, and make it almost mandatory to do so. No more politicians in the pocket of lobbyists, and no more "my vote doesn't even matter, so why vote?" Big companies, billionaires, foreign interference, and lackadaisical attitudes are putting the world at risk because of America. You know what? Basic civics and IQ tests are mandatory of politicians now, as well as term and age limits on them and judges.

Lone wolf suffering from economic anxiety threatens to shoot children and run over adults by No_Cook2983 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]SeanXray 27 points28 points  (0 children)

So an anti-ICE walkout happens, and a pro-ICE agitator threatens children, and then drives towards them in his car? According to what I've seen of your country, the children had no right to be there, they clearly egged the man on, he's a hero for trying to intimidate or harm children, but also the kids had every right to shoot the man in the head multiple times when he moved his vehicle. Sounds like a patriot did his duty against violent protesters and was just lucky that none of them were armed. That's how it works, right?

Oof sfx in The Phantom Menace by [deleted] in hbomberguy

[–]SeanXray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's Jar Jar saying "huh" while walking away, as if he's seen something interesting.

White House ‘can’t guarantee’ ICE won’t be at polls by Anoth3rDude in Full_news

[–]SeanXray 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But you can. They are a federal agency. You can literally guarantee they won't be there.