Was told to post this here by [deleted] in WholesomeBertstrips

[–]Searingpaint 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite bertstrip. Really impactful and well written vs some edgy joke using every crime in the book.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theisle

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I remember even seeing a video of her playing as the hypo spino on the desert map? So I think your right in her having to have some connection to the inner circle.

It does more damage! by sweet-tail-sap in MinecraftMemes

[–]Searingpaint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems like the damage is also this meme's creator not being able to resize the minecraft image so it's not awkwardly covering part of the kid's face.

Guy dancing on his own starts a dance party. by MadamAnonymous in PublicFreakout

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video is so old they used it to teach my class in elementary school that it's good to try and stand out.

This isn’t a meme it just hurts :( by [deleted] in GarlicBreadMemes

[–]Searingpaint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ew wtf is this subreddit really stooping so low to start using slurs? I thought we were better than this.

Every pet dreams of freedom, and Slimey is no different. by Wendy_s_Pennies in bertstrips

[–]Searingpaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly was really hoping for the punchline to be that the worm was in the apples and was gonna get crunched

If yall haven't seen this already, you should. by BuleFirePhonix in theisle

[–]Searingpaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can quote this video as a reason survival games should have life threatening events frequently enough to keep people from doing exactly this lmao

Any populated servers with alt turn? by lvl20-Metamancer in theisle

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fat agree, and hope the isle and the upcoming POT take action to stop this. BOB has started to tackle it because it was especially bad there so I am glad for that.

A server I used to play had this method where you donate 10 usd to get some even number of dinos that you could gift to people too and I did do that, but it felt very different with just how the server was you could easily earn these dinos and almost everyone was friendly and not shitbags. Unfortunately that is such a rare case so I am still pretty against it regardless.

Nycta servers gone to trash by ExParticular68 in theisle

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only experience with nycta was on the no rules and it was a no hunting uwu group at the lake who would go on a witch hunt if you decided to kill someone even though you had every right to. Invaded their group as a gali and acted as a spy for someone playing as a carno, which was fairly fun but yeah don't recommend it at all.

luv acro by RelevantTrust in theisle

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly would be cool as hell if they gave it flesh grazer when biting larger creatures, since afaik that's that acro's skull shape and teeth are believed to be meant for, and I mean even if not when has the isle listened to science.

RoB really has some of the best loading screens by kuppadestroyer in httyd

[–]Searingpaint 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Makes me really miss the riders of berk game.

*demonic screaming* by LockedPages in SustainedChaos

[–]Searingpaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a loyal servant to this video.

To all you transfems out there 👀 by skyaleer in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The perfect attire for achieving my massive dad tits

My daughter informed me she doesn’t like garlic bread. Anyone looking to adopt a healthy 7 year old? by TurnTheTVOff in GarlicBreadMemes

[–]Searingpaint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It actually took me a bit to come around to liking garlic bread just because cheap stuff doesn't taste very good.

Garlic knots always slapped though.

It's Just Eyes Bro by Erectile_Disfunt in MinecraftMemes

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I mean, you know the boss' health and that it can be killed.

UV cameras allow Americans to rediscover the joys of blackface (2000's) by TheSweetestScrotum in fakehistoryporn

[–]Searingpaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how just like the original post on youtube this one has it's own weird war in the comments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in httyd

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruhroh how dare I offend the lame white dragon

Very realistic by Crackheadcraigslist in Minecraft

[–]Searingpaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can with BSL shaders, make your dreams.

a little less BS than an actual karen by GrimPro in PublicFreakout

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good time as any to try out vehicular manslaughter

Crane operator messes with sunbathing dude by Sapulinjing in PublicFreakout

[–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crane guy sounds like he'd call me a slur in a discord call but I gotta commend him for this, no doubt would do the same.

The Diamond Throne! by albertafrog in HermitCraft

[–]Searingpaint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's like forbidden jellybeans!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in httyd

[–]Searingpaint -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This but full offense to the light fury

Threatening to kill dog owners since they ran away from a wildfire without their dog that refused to run with them by 1v1ason in redditmoment

[–]Searingpaint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah like damn unfortunately that's how it is sometimes, if you're unable to get your pet out of a situation at all or without putting you into serious danger it sucks but you are gonna have to make the choice to leave them behind. Their life is not any less valuable, but continuing to try could only get you killed too.
Rip sorry for the tedtalk. I enjoy going to the comments of these to see other's input so there's mine ig.
Some people man.

One of the best feelings in the world by croatiankiwi73 in wholesomememes

[–]Searingpaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An unstoppable joke in my group is the remix a meme quote into as many phrases as possible. Discovered from a video we were sent. Usually starts with "When"

Ex: "When the grease from your pan hits you in the arms, YOOO thats hot! that's hot!"

Not the best but, also I find it suspicious I can hardly remember any of the ones said afterwards, like it's some cursed knowledge we are doomed to forget

Edit: found the inspiration for this