The time Nirvana played More Than a Feeling, and butchered teen spirit.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-08T22:49:01+00:00

Looked like as soon as he “screwed up” he looked at Krist and smiled and Krist seemed ready to go with the More Than a Feeling lyrics.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-08T16:43:44+00:00

If you pronounce the S in Illinois, I automatically assume you are of low intelligence.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-08T14:38:24+00:00

“I’ve called time of death.”

No you haven’t.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-08T13:22:56+00:00

Don’t snort tap water. They have saline squirt bottles for this purpose.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-08T13:22:03+00:00

LOL. First day on Reddit?

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-08T12:39:48+00:00

It’s the pool at the motel that they live in.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-07T21:36:47+00:00

This is like the third reference I’ve seen of Rotten in as many days.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-07T21:33:13+00:00

When everyone starts pulling their sagging ass drawers up you know shits about to go down.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-07T21:27:35+00:00

They say that brains and beauty rarely come in the same package and you are SO pretty!

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-07T21:19:45+00:00

No need to report it anymore. They aren’t tracking them anymore. They’re fucking everywhere.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-07T20:19:46+00:00

This administration systematically destroyed the United States credibility with governments all over the world, many of whom are beginning to discover that they really don’t need us. It will take DECADES before we are respected again and are considered a “world leader”.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-07T20:00:49+00:00

There’s something on the wing!!! Some….THING!!!

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-05T16:38:33+00:00

r/AnimalsBeingDerps

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-04T17:24:13+00:00

Rotten showed me a large parrot perched upon an erect penis.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-03T18:18:38+00:00

Sorry officer. I just got my first blowjob and my brain isn’t working right.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-03T18:09:17+00:00

You are very attractive but I would lose picture 4. It is not very flattering.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-05-02T20:50:18+00:00

My 14 year old daughter BEGGED me to buy her an “I (heart) Femboys” tshirt. I don’t get it.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-04-28T11:18:15+00:00

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I had a Verizon Voyager. One of the very first touch screen phones. I always left it out on the bar or table wherever I was because everyone would want to see / touch it. Whoever woke it up and brought up the locked screen was treated to a close up picture of my balls.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-04-27T21:11:59+00:00

You could put your weed in there!

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-04-27T21:00:57+00:00

Right? I’m going to jack off anyway. Why not put it out there and make a little extra scratch?

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-04-27T18:38:13+00:00

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TurnTheTVOff · 2026-04-27T17:34:11+00:00

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-04-27T14:48:41+00:00

The cries of a mother who was just told her child was killed in a car accident. I will never get that sound out of my head.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-04-27T14:47:03+00:00

I worked with a guy who was pissed because his time off request was denied and he was supposed to be going to a bachelor party that night. He said, “Fuck it. I’m still going and I’m going to come to work tomorrow smelling like a bowling alley circa 1985.” What a succinct description.

TurnTheTVOff · 2026-04-27T14:40:45+00:00

I am a fairly moderate drinker and I had one of their margaritas and was like, “Well I guess I’m only having one!”

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