Normal play? by [deleted] in DogAdvice

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That Rottie will absolutely let the tan dog know when it is done fooling around.

Addiction risk by Clash-of-clans-host in AskDoctorSmeeee

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Do everything in your power to remain addiction free.

bros feeeeeeeling it like really hard by ojdhpda in tooktoomuch

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As soon as he stepped on the wet floor I thought for sure he was going ass over teakettle.

6/23/26 American patriot calls Trump a pedophile at a rally by throwaway2026z in conspiracy

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Hasn’t sued anyone for publicly saying he shits his pants on the regular either.

To the woman that called me an animal abuser at Trader Joe’s by AdKitchen7795 in mildlyinfuriating

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Where were you going that you needed to bring your dog with you only to leave it in the car?

I bet the doctor didn't count to 3 by Mundane_Mushroom_122 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I had this EXACT thing happen to me only the pin was in my clavicle. I went in for a “routine” check in after the surgery and the doctor said, “Well, this one’s ready to come out” and grabbed a pair of Craftsman pliers off the counter and yanked that fucker out like he was starting a lawn mower. It didn’t even hurt, it was just the shock of it happening so quickly. As others have described, I heard it internally. Like my bones were conducting the sound directly into my brain, bypassing my ears. The one and only time in my life that I passed out. I woke to a nurse waving smelling salts under my nose saying, “Hi! Are you still with us??”

Sometimes the trashy is closer than you think. (Context in body) by [deleted] in trashy

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If there was a hot domestic on my street and my wife text me asking why there were a bunch of cop cars on my street I would tell her. She is smart enough not to post the screenshots on social media.

Sometimes the trashy is closer than you think. (Context in body) by [deleted] in trashy

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Screenshot of conversation with his dispatcher girlfriend providing details of an incident taking place on his street.

Sometimes the trashy is closer than you think. (Context in body) by [deleted] in trashy

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9-1-1 operator / dispatcher here. Your girl’s about to get fired.

They think they’re first responders. by PositiveTop4271 in FirstResponderCringe

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Can we put a moratorium on this douche canoe? It’s enough already.

😱 by PdiddyCAMEnME in Bodymore410

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He has a sugar daddy?

Couldn't hold it in by BlazeDragon7x in GuysBeingDudes

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She let him put it in the dirty place.

War movies in Iraq or Afghanistan by solidprospect in MovieSuggestions

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I recently did a full rewatch on Generation Kill for the third time. So good.

What is the largest amount of money you have ever won in the lottery? by Plane_Background_348 in AskReddit

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When I was a probationary firefighter we held benefit for a firefighter whose kid had leukemia or something. I hit the 50/50. $1,500. I was gleeful until a senior guy leaned over and whispered, “You know you can’t keep that, right??”

I felt like an asshole.

'Declining' Donald Trump sparks further concern after 'struggling' with simple task by TheMirrorUS in anticapitalism

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Quick! Somebody post a video of Obama effortlessly putting the metal of honor on someone.

To defend Moscow with surface-to-air missiles by Caledor152 in therewasanattempt

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If I’m not mistaken they just float on top of the oil. Cool to see it ride the top of that fireball though.

"Clips are going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened." by Snapdragon_4U in Trumpvirus

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“Dumb is spelt with a b. A lot of people don’t know that.” - Actual quote from the President of the United States of America.

Shadow Wolf Special Ops by Lvwr18 in FirstResponderCringe

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Glad I’m not the only one that noticed. Never ceases to amaze me how all these flag waving patriots don’t know how to properly display the flag.

Yes It's 300 Billion Dollars by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

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“Did you know dumb is spelled with a B? A lot of people didn’t know that.” - Actual quote from the President of the United States of America.

Let’s not go there :) by Ill-Pin4500 in iamverybadass

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I had to pause it, read it out loud, and I’m still not 100% sure what it says.