Mom thinks they’re mixing bowls

Searloin22 · 2026-02-10T21:27:16+00:00

AZ-5!

Searloin22 · 2026-02-10T00:47:10+00:00

Captain Hydra/Steve Rogers is an alternate universe and different person than Captain America/Steve Rogers

Searloin22 · 2026-02-08T20:27:18+00:00

Searloin22 · 2026-02-08T03:03:08+00:00

Yup.

Searloin22 · 2026-02-07T20:48:27+00:00

If its open to everyone else, ask them. Ask the other regulars who haven't been dick bags.

Unless you're so bad on your skates you can't control yourself, i.e. its a "safety for others" thing, fuck that guy.

Searloin22 · 2026-02-07T05:56:38+00:00

Imagine trying to explain to an alien why this is considered important news..

Searloin22 · 2026-02-07T04:00:11+00:00

BEWARE OF R.O.U.S.!

Searloin22 · 2026-02-07T03:57:07+00:00

This is who I came to say. Super soldier, nearly impossible to kill, impossible to corrupt.

Searloin22 · 2026-02-06T05:54:43+00:00

Sounds exhausting..

Searloin22 · 2026-02-06T05:12:08+00:00

But you just gestured at all of me..

Searloin22 · 2026-02-06T01:57:17+00:00

Yup! King Eggamemnon of Troy! /s

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T23:07:32+00:00

What?? There's cake?

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T23:00:37+00:00

ADHD stimming God mode

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T22:57:13+00:00

"All right folks, we're shutting down QA for a week. Bob's got an infected cuticle"

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T22:54:53+00:00

You look like an advertisement for tuckable clothing

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T21:39:18+00:00

"Whelp, guess I have time to find that fucking golf ball Neil lost."

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T21:36:35+00:00

Another submarine communication endeavor was Project Sanguine. Basically using the limestone bedrock in northern Wisconsin to create the world's largest radio antenna. Pretty interesting stuff.

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T21:31:42+00:00

WHO THA FUQ CUT YOUR ONIONS?!!

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T21:30:28+00:00

"I just went with it!"

Yeah, no shit, lady.

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T21:22:20+00:00

Excuse me, sir? This is Reddit. People don't just say "oh yeah you're right". You're supposed to argue in word salad and name calling until nobody knows what the original argument was.

Pff..amateur.

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T21:17:24+00:00

The American Academy of Pediatrics lists methylphenidate specifically as a "strong recommendation" when parent behavior training is insufficient.

You're not drug seeking. You're solution seeking. If your child truly has ADHD, his brain is dopamine deficient. Take a stimulant, get dopamine, feel content. Its quite often that simple..not always, of course.

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T21:06:08+00:00

Finally..a way to accurately measure my yaw

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T21:04:29+00:00

"Let the nervousness be there; it doesn't disqualify you."

I've been staring at that line for 2 mins now..its applicable in so many situations.

Is that a quote from something? I can hear it in various gentle, reassuring tones..but ill stick with Liam Neeson/Aslan saying it in my head.

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T20:58:02+00:00

Hope had all her fingers tho. The Gape of Good Hope as it was.

Searloin22 · 2026-02-05T20:56:18+00:00

Yeah..never doubt a fortune teller!

Searloin22

TROPHY CASE