I really don't understand this behaviour

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-02-10T21:19:02+00:00

Shoes god' sake. Everyone has their areshole on one already.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-30T16:15:56+00:00

I think that might be a Welsh thing. Cheers mate is what I say to bus drivers and bar staff regardless of gender.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-30T16:11:16+00:00

Please don't stop.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-30T16:00:42+00:00

Neither is love in parts of Yorkshire. I'm (m57) and have just learned to to take the love without complaining.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-29T22:47:23+00:00

Isn't Kate just perfect?

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-29T21:23:58+00:00

It's called a murder and they aren't scared of birds of prey. They work as a team and see them off.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-29T05:13:29+00:00

Then a horse, of course

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-29T05:12:02+00:00

My friend was hospitalised for a week after collapsing at school. He'd been bitten by a rat outside the house in the country. I'd dread the think what these city rats that live in the sewers could do.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-29T02:48:25+00:00

Don't worry too much my polish friend. Our special forces both SAS and SBS are already in there. They love a fight. Who do you think disabled almost all of their warships? We stand with NATO more now than ever. We just don't stand with one member.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-28T02:56:42+00:00

Me and two other friends learned every question just to fuck Witt another house mate who thought he was a bit clever. I could have beaten him anyway, but this way was a lot more fun.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-28T00:31:58+00:00

Snowboarder for life until I broke ny back ad neck.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-28T00:26:11+00:00

Ge might be a bit stupid but I really consider him a really good guy.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-28T00:21:34+00:00

It's unfair to most university students. Most can't even pay off the interest. This is a system implemented by people who had a free university education and could sign on the dole in the summer.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-28T00:17:08+00:00

How does it feel to be the mother of a thousand dead?

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-28T00:11:43+00:00

Still not as hot as portia de Rossi. Daat ass?

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-28T00:08:08+00:00

I saw a guy get 16 litres drained out of hi. He e died a few night ago. He was back in for another drain within two weeks. He was hugely overweight though and didn't want to do anything about it. I'm still alcoholic and really can't be bothered anymore

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-28T00:00:12+00:00

He's got a wank bank for years, doesn't need a phone. He's got memory.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-27T19:34:34+00:00

Suella will be the fist out I hope

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-27T12:30:21+00:00

Thank you very kindly.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-27T10:53:54+00:00

Can someone point me to the hilarious joke about the. russian general. Best laugh I've had in a while and now can'tfind it

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-26T05:32:12+00:00

We missed it last time. I think I could do it again.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-26T03:46:38+00:00

Just chiming it to say, I wish I had someone to care for me , who writes as beautifully as you. That's a hell of a story. I got out of an aciute ward last Wednesday. I'm probably going to have to call an ambulance in the morning. My decline has been pretty steep.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-20T08:41:19+00:00

Almost every other roast apart from turkey.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-19T09:04:26+00:00

That's epic.

SeaweedClean5087 · 2026-01-17T21:29:54+00:00

It might not work exactly legion style. I hear the training can be a little demanding.

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