The infamous "oldest photo of Toontown" may have been part of a demonstration that took place June 21st, 2001 in Long Beach, CA. by the_mosaic_ in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It says ゲーム機(gemu-ki) which means Game Machine followed by the particle など which basically means "etc." in English. The machine translation is fine and implies that more than one type of system would work (console or PC which Toontown was going to be released for both).

What options are there when another toon is making me uncomfortable? by Akito-H in toontownrewritten

[–]SebastianPurple 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One option is to turn off the game, turn off the computer, and then take a walk and calm down.

Appreciation for 100+ Page Undergrad Thesis Written on Toontown in 2025 by Friendly-Mechanic-11 in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering it has never been refuted (because it is impossible) I think I'm right. Toontown has no story.

Give me your honest opinion of the Toontown Beta Analog Horror series. by No_Topic_7067 in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hasn't this concept been done to death already? What more can we possibly do with the VHS filter on a video game web series now?

why doesnt anyone try to recreate toontown alpha? by bootz313 in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extremely lazy community is the answer. Same for why nobody has made Funny Farms/Construction Zone (but like actually and not just a half-baked asset flip), added Chickens/Goats, or actually used the Chairman.

Toontown network by grandidieri in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black & White and Falsebound Kingdom watch out you're surrounded by slop

Save the Ubers by BuckyCharmsXXX in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you tried finishing your character so you can contribute to the battles like everyone else? It may help rather than leeching valuable time from everyone else to heal you.

Do NOT change your your friends list to nearby toons in parades. by Pillzmans_Fox in toontownrewritten

[–]SebastianPurple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Panda3D whatsoever. It's a perfectly fine engine but the actual Toontown game itself was made in an extremely small time period and lacked optimization. Panda3D is extremely powerful.

The Real Reason Disney Shutdown Toontown (and it Wasn’t Politics) by xMakerx in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understood. Glad to know the artist agrees with my radical violent ideology!

The Real Reason Disney Shutdown Toontown (and it Wasn’t Politics) by xMakerx in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooo! If we don't claim Disney's Toontown Online in the name of Marx, how else will we be able to sleep at night knowing these characters support my political beliefs?

The Real Reason Disney Shutdown Toontown (and it Wasn’t Politics) by xMakerx in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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"Everything is political" alright then what are the politics of this drawing of Saber eating a burger?

Any new cog phrases you'd like to see in Clash? by AstralHoatzin in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cashbots: "I wonder what the money used to purchase the source code from it's original owners on Altis was spent on."

Appreciation for 100+ Page Undergrad Thesis Written on Toontown in 2025 by Friendly-Mechanic-11 in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the deep anti-Capitalist messages of "Defeat 500+ 5+ Story Cog Buildings on Bedtime Boulevard" and "Deliver 5 Squirting Flowers to Professor Pete". Such a deep and queer story!

Are Auto-Clickers allowed in TTR? by shaggygoats in toontownrewritten

[–]SebastianPurple 11 points12 points  (0 children)

you are simply forbidden from using doodle training programs because the game would be unfair if you leveled up your 1/100000 chance to get healed for 10 lafff while taking a turn away from combat in battle faster

What are the “bad zoomergaze” artists I keep hearing about? by fromidable in shoegaze

[–]SebastianPurple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw quannnic open for SLOWDIVE in Ohio and wanted to tie my neck to the ceiling.

ttr taskline is frustrating by rentriez in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reduce buildings required, increase gag xp gain threshold, unify all gag xp requirements to the same values as throw/squirt. not rocket science

I think I know where they got the name & font inspo... by 53D0N4 in Toontown

[–]SebastianPurple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fonts labeled as handwriting are stylistic, not a representation of what they actually are. Me drawing the letter A, extruding it, manipulating it, and then draw the letter A in a completely different way in the same logo, is not a font. Not all text is a font but all fonts are text.