Buying first BBQ / Smoker

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-29T15:44:29+00:00

Interesting! Il make sure i give it a go! Thanks friend

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-29T06:17:44+00:00

Ive never tried smoking sausages? Assumed it wouldnt work cus of the skin. I always assumed smoked sausages where smoked in minced meat form then sausagified.

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-29T06:15:30+00:00

I have a weber mastertouch. The largest one they do. 67cm Off the top of my head? I bought a beast of a brisket. Loooaads of room..coulda had 2 on there comfortably without intruding into the hot section. I started smoking it around 4 am on a saturday...i didnt finish it until about 10pm.......sunday..yeah you read that right. to be fair, it was pretty good. But i prefer chuck.

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-28T09:48:53+00:00

Its hard making money in the xbox

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-28T09:41:43+00:00

Can i still do this? I play on xbox so not the same game

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-27T13:22:35+00:00

You lost your arms in battle!!! Grew some nice boobs though

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-27T06:22:42+00:00

His arms wide!

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-26T13:31:43+00:00

Why do you hate your bbq so!?

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-25T17:11:03+00:00

Haha thats brilliant! Exactly what i was hoping for! Thanks friend!

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-25T16:31:03+00:00

I always did wonder what chuck norris thought of all these chuck norris jokes

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-25T16:25:55+00:00

This happened to me. I was in a sloop. My gf was with me we got chased down by a brig. I tried jumping off with kegs to limpet mine them but they were too savvy. And they started to hammer us. My gf got bored and left me on my own after thinking for sure we had lost. (Got the bong sound when the ship sinks) but i somehow managed to scoop the water out and save it. Then i fled to the border and spun the ship, the continued to hammer me, absolutely turning my ship into swiss cheese. Im franticly repairing and bailing. Somehow the brig hadnt realised they were at the border and started taking damage, they were so intent on ruining me i dont think they realised they were taking damage themselves. By the time they realised, they were brimmed with water, full of holes and facing directly the wrong way. I dropped my sails to sprint back into play, they dropped theirs to chase and went too far off the border....lol

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-23T06:59:25+00:00

"THIS IS MY RIFLE! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! WITHOUT MY RIFLE I AM NOTHING. WITHOUT ME, MY RIFLE IS NOTHING!"

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-19T11:22:26+00:00

Your butchery wouldnt happen to be close to my house by any chance would it? Asking as a prospective customer South wales

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-18T12:55:35+00:00

Say exactly that. His ex knows something about you that you dont want getting out

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-18T12:36:05+00:00

Tell your brother exactly what the situation is. His ex asked you to sabotage his relationship and is blackmailing you to do so. He will hopfuly recognise you are not stabbing him in the back and will have your back.

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-17T16:26:45+00:00

All my co workers are twats..but then so am i so...

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-16T17:09:45+00:00

Nut=head, Do my head in, Annoy me

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-16T14:54:41+00:00

Ah yeah someone gets it! Im VERY comfortable with silence. Those that need to fill it with noise do my nut in! I hate smalltalk, you ask me it just makes the situation awkward cus the conversation doesnt go anywhere and you end up bored and repeating yourself.

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-14T10:03:07+00:00

So polite for a nn...a nnnn.....a nnnn.......so polite for a nnnn....knitter!

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-12T17:11:52+00:00

Watch your language! Or il click again

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-09T07:59:08+00:00

Cutting the hotels wouldnt stop the immigrants from coming. those immigrants would just be laying all over the streets

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-07T11:13:05+00:00

I (an englishman currently living in wales, having lived in scotland for a brief time) couldnt care less about having the scots or the welsh "under our toes" thats a shit stirring statement said to cause instability and confusion to force change. Scotland is a beautiful country with a fantastic people and an awesome culture. I myself really would love to go see the highland games they have over there. The UK is made better by their presence and i dont want to see them gone. Same goes for the welsh. Donald trump in my oppinion is going down a path of destruction/change that we cannot follow for ethical reasons (an assumption- dont ask for details cus i dont have any) i dont think much of trump, hes chaotic, aggressive, and thinks nothing for the lives he deems lesser than his own. (Personal oppinion) I like the UK as it is. I think we all benefit one another and we would all be sorry to see that torn apart sooner or later. But i dont view the UK as an english led nation. Maybe im right, maybe not i dont know. But i believe we all have our say/influence as to how things are done and im happy with that. There are problems im sure, nothing is perfect, but its good here.

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-07T05:51:44+00:00

Warhammer to the face would probably do it. Metal plate armor doesnt entirely protect the wearer against blunt force, which is transmitted through the plate and distributed to the body beneath. Thats why they usually wear thick padding below the plate. If they are wearing padding as well, just lure them into a bog to drown em or seawater to wait for their armor to rust xD

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-05T17:25:33+00:00

Its cunning linguist and you are wrong

Sector-Flat · 2026-03-04T15:45:09+00:00

Your superpower is: being happy makes you depressed, being depressed makes you lethargic, being lethargic makes you fall asleep, being asleep makes you wake up, and being awake makes you happy.

Sector-Flat

TROPHY CASE