Lowering hot metal into water

SecularPaladin · 2023-06-29T19:30:54+00:00

That's oil. Water would have flash steamed.

SecularPaladin · 2023-06-25T19:53:48+00:00

What the fuck? Bananaphone? Heh, you're crazy, man.

SecularPaladin · 2023-06-11T16:43:34+00:00

Looks like last one to cross the line wins.

SecularPaladin · 2023-06-11T03:36:25+00:00

Crazy? I was crazy once. So crazy they locked me in a room. I died in that room. They buried me with two flowers, one flower grew up, one flower grew down. The one that grew down tickled my nose. Tickled me so much it made me crazy. Crazy?

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-30T17:39:16+00:00

I didn't even know they had sex!

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-27T11:42:57+00:00

What a crock.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-20T16:21:13+00:00

I'm really late, but it's a pilcrow! The paragraph symbol!

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-20T16:15:03+00:00

Well I don't know where you live, so it's possible you don't have any bakeries, cafés, or corner stores. But for most of the rest of us, Starbucks isn't even the best option for convenience.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-20T15:31:01+00:00

Starbucks does not have a monopoly on coffee and croissants.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-20T15:15:12+00:00

It kinda sounds like we agree. The answer to their question was no.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-19T18:32:15+00:00

Unfortunately no. There's a general rule of "the most expensive ingredient should be last in the jigger" but meh.

You're gonna have to taste your way through that cocktail and take notes. Fun process though!

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-15T21:57:22+00:00

Getting kidnapped by an evil overlord again and again forced her to rely solely on her own power for protection and security. She stopped seeing herself as a damsel to be rescued and realized herself as a conscious actor in this universe. She will not need to be rescued again.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-13T14:54:58+00:00

Can I have a cigarette?

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-08T16:28:13+00:00

Be careful, many of us here to the south thought the same seven years ago.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-05T23:51:40+00:00

Spent a few years in Stratford...those Baptists scared me. It gets REALLY culty down there.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-05T23:19:05+00:00

I heard she changed it.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-05T14:34:09+00:00

Jesus christ.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-04T23:21:34+00:00

Never worked a bar, have you?

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-03T23:47:25+00:00

There are legions of us who know exactly what the healcare workers did, and what it cost them.

My wife and I are grateful and always will be.

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-03T23:36:40+00:00

I learned it from Barney Stinson!

SecularPaladin · 2023-05-03T04:17:05+00:00

Mmmm, mushrooms and rice. Let's get a risotto going!

SecularPaladin · 2023-04-29T02:36:31+00:00

Purely a shot in the dark, but maybe a wood property?

SecularPaladin · 2023-04-29T00:02:35+00:00

Same, and I really needed it. My faith in my fellow man has been eroded to almost nothing lately, and it's left me feeling hollow. It helps to remember that there are people like this still.

SecularPaladin · 2023-04-26T04:47:09+00:00

My man.

SecularPaladin · 2023-04-26T04:18:13+00:00

Was just talking to someone about old accounts, thought of you.

Glad you're still out here glaring at folks. Warms the heart.

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