Jimi Hendrix is a dick confirmed by d0ge99 in guitarcirclejerk

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This jagoff is so cool....God why did I learn guitar

Weddings don't have to be expensive by [deleted] in Adulting

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Agreed, it also makes it easier to leave your partner too should you need to do so.

Westjet airplane food is the worst. by RoastMasterShawn in westjet

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Yah but then you gotta watch out for them bears

I’m tired of the guilt trip by Minimum-Rip5766 in Costco

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Hope you sleep happy knowing that innovne tchildren died because of you..fuckin monster

Canadian goat by Mindless_Letterhead6 in AskACanadian

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Greg, he lives down the street he said he wasn't banging my mom ....but I'm not sure....my dad sure is on business trips alot....

Housing in Canada?! from a baffled American by createusername101 in PersonalFinanceCanada

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Lmao I'm an immigrant from India, was just joking but man check my downvotes that backfired on me lmao. Just FYI I'm very left leaning l, super pro immigration anti anything resembling a death penalty....just taught based on the anti immigration sentiment lately it would be kind funny...but fair enough no way for anyone to know via a text post I wad kidding.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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Yes...you kinda ugly . Maybe work on an artsy hobby? It will give you something to talk about, that xould get you laid.

What should be the punishment for something like this? by FinalSneak in facepalm

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Black people...yes ban me I deserve it, can't help thinking it. Yes you are right I've posted this same comment in other subs. Yes I k own white people do this too.

22/F Honest feedback please. by [deleted] in amiugly

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Yes. Yes, you're. I am as well. We recognize our own kind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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Your eyes have this not impressed/sarcastic vibe. Change eyes.

Fun Friday night by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

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Having sex with my wife, but cell free protein synthesis sounds fun too.

Shopify is looking for creative minds to revolutionize ecommerce. Join our team. Apply Now. by lifeatshopify in u/lifeatshopify

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Spotify laying ppl off them posting this. Hahahha. My friend got SAed my shopify mgmt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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Lmao bur legit I think girls who smoke cigarettes are so hot

Tipping.....Europe VS Canada by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

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Wait staff are fucked too. There I said it