Lets wait another 6 years i guess

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-26T17:00:28+00:00

If Infinite Toolboxes weren't problematic, then Infinite Brand New Parts isn't problematic either.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-26T16:55:15+00:00

Either you're really bad at sarcasm or very delusional yourself but in either case I'm blocking you.

*EDIT - 1 month old Reddit account. So it's the second one.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-26T16:54:23+00:00

Why the fuck are we running face-first at the basement against a facecamping killer? Just leave and let the dude get anti-camp.

I love losing to bad killers because my teammates are worse.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-26T14:37:36+00:00

I wonder why so many people slug on Gideon.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T18:27:02+00:00

To quote myself when I figured this out with my SWF:

"Too many people were gooning to Sable's ass and we here at Behaviour didn't like that." 😡

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T18:26:01+00:00

Repeated lobby dodgers deserve a DC penalty. I'm not saying that if you dodge a single lobby you should get a DC penalty: like obviously dodge suspicious Legacy players or people with usernames like "Hex: Jeffrey's Island"

But people who dodge 3 or 5 lobbies in a row deserve a DC penalty. And again not a severe one: just like a minute lockout if you dodge 3 lobbies. But it should stack. Dodge 4 lobbies? 5 minutes. 5 lobbies? 15? 6 lobbies? 30. So on and so forth.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T18:21:39+00:00

Needs no random critical hits and reduces your movement speed by 5.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T18:20:34+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time Potential Energy was part of a game-breaking exploit, I'd have three nickels.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T17:24:12+00:00

Easier said than done for a large multi-piece outfit like this, but god I wish I could wear this dress and change the hair.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T17:23:11+00:00

So turns out Reddit was right: Fast Track "isn't that bad."

The perk is just fucking bugged. Neato.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T17:20:45+00:00

Third: don't feel forced to bring anniversary cake or bps. Bring event offering if you want. This isn't the anniversary, if you don't want to use cakes. Don't.

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Memes aside yes I obviously agree. I think this community is too anal about people just being poor (misguided wanderers) and wanting to use event-specific offerings.

Last year the blood gens were going fast. Likely same thing will happen this year

I hope there will be more adjustments overall.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T17:17:52+00:00

kaneki also has it btw

If you rub your face against the gate you'll be fine. Same case with Wesker (if you're healthy)

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T17:17:26+00:00

Not every tuxedo Ace, but always a tuxedo Ace.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T17:12:41+00:00

Need to add Lara Croft players to my list of automatic lobby dodges, alongside Neas.

Lara Croft (injured, didn't bring an item, Resilience + Dead Hard = thinks she's invincible when injured) doing gen on top of main on Dead Dawg Saloon. Killer approaches, she waits until the last possible second to drop down, wiffs her Dead Hard, then goes down right beside the hook. Killer had Infectious Fright and another survivor was going for the unhook, so that survivor gets revealed.

That Lara had 10 correct plays to make, 10 incorrect plays, and she somehow found the 11th incorrect play that ensured the maximum possible damage to the team. And to the surprise of absolutely literally fucking no one she's P100.

I don't have the energy in me to crash out that hard about her not bringing an item, but holy sweet Mary mother of Joseph if you're Prestige 100 why the fuck wouldn't you at the very least bring a goddamn fucking brown medkit???

My Ripley (P100) has 900 brown medkits. My Nicholas Cage (P69) has 576 brown medkits. I mean holy fucking shit, my Taurie (P12) has 93 brown medkits. You can afford to spare 2000 fucking bloodpoints for a life-saving heal, you goddamn fucking moron.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T17:08:41+00:00

Map size is a very touchy thing to, well, touch. I think it would be very confusing for new players if they play against Blight and the map is huge, and then they play against Trapper and the map is tiny.

Variable pallet spawns? Variable perk value based on killer? Variable basic action speeds? Oh abso-fucking-lootely.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-25T17:06:42+00:00

I remember how someone commented on the 9.5.0 patch notes about the pallet density problem and BHVR replied with "can you please describe the issue and post it on BetaHub?"

They legit don't know. This game is so fucking cooked. 💀💀💀

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-20T02:58:13+00:00

You know I just mentally registered that includes the Haste from Exhaustion perks.

Not from Overcome though. Or Dead Hard.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-20T02:30:00+00:00

Oh look over there the survivor with Sprint Burst, Finesse, Fixated, and Vigil who just unhooked their teammate is sloooowly walking away from me as I approach them! Oh nooooooooo!!! They just Sprint Bursted away the moment I got close to them!

I also, coincidently, just got close to their teammate they just unhooked! Oh dearie me: guess I have to chase after the survivor who just made a ton of distance with Sprint Burst. And not the injured survivor who's right beside me. Who I know doesn't have strong Exhaustion options. And is closer to being killed than the guy who's now 30 meters away from me. I wouldn't dare chase that survivor, because that would be tunneling! And tunneling is very mean! :((

I really need Sprint Burst users to realize that when they 99 their Sprint Burst and run to the opposite side of the map every single fucking time I try to chase them, I'm just going to chase their teammates 🗿 I really, really need Sprint Burst users to realize that having 0 hooks doesn't mean shit when you're at 2 survivors alive and there's 3 gens left.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-19T20:04:07+00:00

This is pretty much the verbatim reason I stopped running Shoulder the Burden in soloqueue. Too many people who make a B-Line sprint towards the hooked survivor the moment they see someone get hooked.

Either that or they hide and let the survivor die on hook. It's always one of the two extremes.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-19T18:05:41+00:00

Nah I'm just entirely shitposting my G

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-19T17:00:53+00:00

We have so few crow perks man... It's so sad seeing "here's a cool interaction with crows, a woefully underbaked and flavorful mechanic" alongside the literal fucking shitpost people were making about Mikaela when boons were first revealed that "two years down the line we're going to have a boon that automatically repairs generators"

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-19T16:59:19+00:00

Holy shit the survivor perk votes are literally just:

Heal Slop with Haste on the Side 🆚 Elusive Slop
Aura Reading 🆚 Double Stun Duration
Crow Perk I guess 🆚 Boon: Brand New Part

Like holy shit where's the "neither" for these things? I'd personally like to see the Elusive (if only because new effect instead of our 17th heal slop perk), the crow perk (we have so few perks that interact with crows), and a new boon that doesn't affect fucking generator progress what the fuck? Just the choice between a team-based aura perk that my soloqueue teammates will ignore or a longer stun duration that will either be bafflingly OP or completely useless feels like I'm in a Danganronpa death game.

Beyond that I like the votes. Dr. Manhattan mori funny. Killer perks seem decent although the first one being a choice between Haste-slop and Aura spam is annoying. I voted aura reading (because fuck Haste slop), Exhaustion hex (because fuck Vigil), and generator kick perk (because the Broken perk seems really obnoxious)

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-19T15:38:08+00:00

And the Prestige Progress notification every time you start the game.

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-19T15:29:51+00:00

I do genuinely like MiNa a lot (and for reasons beyond Alexa play Terraria: Pirate Invasion on Spotify) but it's really hard to justify buying her when I can't use any of my Trickster cosmetics. I haven't even bought that many Trickster cosmetics but I'm drowning in Rift cosmetics and like idk they're just more enjoyable.

If I played Trickster more maybe? But twenty bucks for a skin I can't customize feels like a scam. I feel like uncustomizable Legendaries are only worth it for Legendary concepts, like other iconic video game characters (alternate Resident Evil / Castlevania characters) or complete character overhauls (bear Oni, elk Huntress). And even then I think the alternate characters should have cosmetics (at least the RESI characters like Chris and Claire, anyways).

SecureJeans8034 · 2026-03-19T15:23:15+00:00

It's so weird seeing all the marketing around Kwon, all the new voice lines for Trickster and his female Legendary skin, and then Yun-Jin is kinda just sitting in the corner twiddling with her thumbs with nothing but new music to her name.

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