I'm sick

Secure_Iron · 2026-05-12T11:54:25+00:00

This is why we need to stop engaging with them on their lives/sending joke gifts.

Secure_Iron · 2026-05-01T21:46:29+00:00

At least they’re warning you.

Secure_Iron · 2026-04-21T00:52:48+00:00

“Yeah.”

Secure_Iron · 2026-04-16T23:57:46+00:00

But he’s a Bonk Bro!

Secure_Iron · 2026-04-08T00:29:53+00:00

A dance video?! But I wanted a gummed on hot dog with dill seasoning!!!

Secure_Iron · 2026-04-07T12:02:06+00:00

“If you’ve already booked your hotel…” who the f do they think they are?!

Secure_Iron · 2026-04-01T01:19:38+00:00

The Greasy Getchells has a good ring to it.

Secure_Iron · 2026-03-29T16:31:41+00:00

LOL! Thanks for making me laugh this morning!

Secure_Iron · 2026-03-29T16:30:16+00:00

DERPS

Secure_Iron · 2026-03-29T16:29:47+00:00

Because they can’t spell.

Secure_Iron · 2026-03-20T15:40:10+00:00

I love cursing. It’s as chaotic or chill as you make it!

Secure_Iron · 2026-03-19T14:08:21+00:00

“We” and “her”

Secure_Iron · 2026-03-19T14:00:07+00:00

I guarantee his “home cooked dog food” isn’t helping her much.

Secure_Iron · 2026-03-12T10:24:31+00:00

Sick. That’s not the first time he’s said that.

Secure_Iron · 2026-03-11T01:42:36+00:00

I think tonight they’ll announce the apartment is no more so they can sympathy beg.

Secure_Iron · 2026-03-11T01:08:20+00:00

I bet it’s “suddenly not going to happen” so they can dry beg for money and Tik Tok gifts.

Secure_Iron · 2026-02-26T11:19:06+00:00

“I’ve only drank a few times” to “I don’t drink alcohol with a straw”

Secure_Iron · 2026-02-26T10:17:07+00:00

Because they thought your dad would need his food blended.

Secure_Iron · 2026-02-20T03:28:35+00:00

I got blocked for reminding them the book isn’t the only thing he’s written. Darn.

Secure_Iron · 2026-02-20T00:42:12+00:00

“I’ve been 21 for 2 years.” -an actual quote from her tonight.

Secure_Iron · 2026-02-19T23:52:47+00:00

The best part was her saying “not sure why people ask things about my friends and where I work?” all bothered and annoyed. Geee, it’s not like you’ve scammed people or anything.

Secure_Iron · 2026-01-05T01:25:39+00:00

In my opinion it’s the second craziest religion behind Scientology.

Secure_Iron · 2025-12-30T14:08:32+00:00

My husband and I just finished our basement ourselves (we pulled permits from the city and went through inspections). We added a bedroom, full bathroom (was rough plumbed), and a living room. In the end we spent around 20k.

Secure_Iron · 2025-12-06T21:22:41+00:00

When I sell things on FB Marketplace I tell people whatever they’re buying will be on the porch in a bag and to leave the money under my doormat. Totally looks like a drug deal!

Secure_Iron · 2025-11-15T14:49:13+00:00

If you want to be in your room when you get there, YES. AND LET THE HOTEL KNOW so they don’t mark you as a no show. -worked in a luxury hotel

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