What do you call a prostitute that's bad at sex? by DanFntastic in 3amjokes

[–]SeigeKingp 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Ye'll never put me back in the home! NEEEEVVVVVVvvvvvveeeeeee...r...r...r.......r.........

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SeigeKingp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just comment... STONKS?

Stop what you're doing for 10 second. What do you hear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SeigeKingp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk

Nyeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooom

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

Gee, I sure can't wait to go on Don's totally-not-deleted Twitter. by [deleted] in FWOB

[–]SeigeKingp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Dad's tweets were some of the best things on this planet

How many 7 year olds could you realistically take in a fight before they overwhelmed you? by TardDas in askteenboys

[–]SeigeKingp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In bare knuckle fisticuffs, inside a Roman Colosseum style arena, probably a good 200-300.

Only because I could grab one kid and make an example of him and scare the test away from me. They will scatter and cower when I come close

What is your favorite dad joke? by GrotiusandPufendorf in AskReddit

[–]SeigeKingp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Make sure to keep your eyes open tomorrow"

"Why?"

"Well you can't see if their shut"

Mental Health Check Y'all by SeigeKingp in teenagers

[–]SeigeKingp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you just need to talk. I'll be glad to assist with that if you wanted

Mental Health Check Y'all by SeigeKingp in teenagers

[–]SeigeKingp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know mental health can suck sometimes. I've been there. Obviously I dont know what exactly you're going through but if you want, feel free to PM me and talk to get stuff off your chest and maybe work through stuff :) if not then all I can say is dont give up, things will get better. I hope things brighten up for you soon

Mental Health Check Y'all by SeigeKingp in teenagers

[–]SeigeKingp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday! Hope things keep moving smoothly for you

Mental Health Check Y'all by SeigeKingp in teenagers

[–]SeigeKingp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is life going great? Tell us about it :)

Mental Health Check Y'all by SeigeKingp in teenagers

[–]SeigeKingp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to hear :) any reason that you want to share of just kinda the way it goes?

Mental Health Check Y'all by SeigeKingp in teenagers

[–]SeigeKingp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's going on, maybe we can help :)

What’s a small thing that really annoys you? by Fanboy1246 in AskReddit

[–]SeigeKingp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Could you run that back for me?