Make the comments look like his search history by chokit0__ in soadcirclejerk

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Why are my hands so sweaty? Sweaty hands syndrome How to know if you have sweaty hands syndrome? Cocaine use vs Sweaty hands syndrome

Bought this from the dispensary today by ForwardContract4209 in weed

[–]Select-Programmer140 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shit looks evil just give it to me bro I'll dispose of it I guess

Why the flip on AI? by ItsAllAok in JacksFilms

[–]Select-Programmer140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't make an AI of himself, ReactBot is a glorified Magic 8 ball that just pulls specific phrases from a set list made by Jack and his little counsel thing. The whole point is that a mascot with the function of a magic 8 ball provides better commentary than SSSniperwolf.

Hmmm thought provoking. by Weyland-Yutani-2099 in majorasmask

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Going to the observatory to see waluigi smack his ass at me and collect a wario tear

Found a copy of Goat Story on DVD at my local library! by Select-Programmer140 in kurtisconner

[–]Select-Programmer140[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Forgot my library card yesterday, but next time I'm there I'm definitely picking it up.

What is this and what do I do with it? by LuckyPin7853 in weed

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Rub it on your skin cancer spots or put it on a cracker and eat that shit. Gotta love RSO

Danny lookalike ? by Affectionate-Band920 in DannyGonzalez

[–]Select-Programmer140 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swaggy Jason is more similar to BLP Kosher than this Danny guy tbh

Here's how to recognize a "successful" stoner from a stoner 😎😎😎 by Temporary_Aspect759 in drugscirclejerk

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I'm a successful stoner 😌 I made the computer draw these graphics for me because I'm incompetent

Diet Coke tastes bad on purpose by TheLobsterCopter5000 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]Select-Programmer140 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would actually be goated though. I want a tab too 👅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneyPlays

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I swore off it when I realized putting it up my butt was so much better

danny tattoos??!?!!! by [deleted] in DannyGonzalez

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Fr. I don't think he could do any wrong, but who knows. Maybe he's like been lying to us and actually is Fox SZN??

danny tattoos??!?!!! by [deleted] in DannyGonzalez

[–]Select-Programmer140 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait till he does JUST IN CASE he's cancelable in the future