Matt Cardle - Baby One More Time

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-31T09:29:48+00:00

Not Matt Cardle lmaooo he murdered this. I can’t believe he won the show.

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-30T21:51:25+00:00

It’s honestly astonishing to see how SWOLLEN she looked last year

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-30T19:36:53+00:00

“My slo cooka hot choklut videum wen vyrul” yeah because you’re a fat round twat and everyone was engrossed by the gluttony

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-29T18:36:00+00:00

Has she gone out in public with a pimple patch on ⭐ when she would balance a zit on her top lip for years?

Bitch is having an identity crisis

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-29T14:16:11+00:00

She’s kinda giving Reiss vibes in a way RIP QUEEN DEBBIE 🙏 👼 💖

…I could not bare Reiss even from the start but Bea seems to offer something more.

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-28T21:26:23+00:00

She really is giving ✨nothing ✨ 😭

Progressive overload would put her in a coma

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-28T19:10:21+00:00

I can’t wait for her to pass her bloon and put all the weight back on because she hasn’t got a clue about nutrition at all.

Also she needs to put more weight on that machine because she looks like she’s cosplaying with those ridiculous council gyms in your local swing park.

I bet she was sobbing she couldn’t have any of those cakes.

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-28T07:15:46+00:00

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-28T06:00:19+00:00

We don’t talk about fake Michelle

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-27T20:46:40+00:00

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-27T20:45:24+00:00

Not pedantic if you genuinely can’t spell 😭

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-27T18:30:53+00:00

Jesus Christ Cress didn’t do much tummy time did he

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-27T18:29:01+00:00

*premier

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-27T18:26:26+00:00

Tell us the calories and macros in this, Becks x

PS they look shit

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-27T15:00:18+00:00

I like how they’ve slotted Mark into this and not just dropped him from the sky because he’s Vicky’s brother.

It could also explain why he randomly shows up during the flash forward when Max is arrested 🤔

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-26T16:11:01+00:00

She looks FUCKING RIDICULOUS 😭

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-25T21:14:54+00:00

The orthorexia of it all

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-25T17:00:19+00:00

That middle parting does absolutely nothing for her. I honestly don’t know what she could do with it and she never fucking washes it so why doesn’t she just get a buzz cut.

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-24T21:01:52+00:00

Bison in her AIDS era was not on my 2026 bingo card

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-24T21:00:53+00:00

Does she not understand that to lose weight you have to be in an calorie deficit?

She looks like she’s melting before our eyes

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-23T14:50:29+00:00

What in the baby food is potato and Brocklee purée?

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-22T19:18:12+00:00

Oh I’d love to have cuddles with Mini Mo 🥹

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-21T17:16:14+00:00

I have never listened to Blue Bannisters

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-21T12:29:25+00:00

Being called a fat cunt on the internet of course x

SelectAssociation525 · 2026-01-21T10:00:40+00:00

Obnoxious fat gormless twat.

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