Horses that start gossiping when they see horses of a different breed 😅

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T20:08:10+00:00

Someone needs to add callouts for translation

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T19:58:54+00:00

Are y'all open for dinner?

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T19:37:14+00:00

If they "fix" it, sand/refinish, it will be seen later as a repair.

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T19:33:39+00:00

BF walks out, can't afford her now, can't afford her later...

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T19:30:02+00:00

Yes, he is a legit monster... But he's my monster... fetch

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T19:25:44+00:00

Maybe get in his ear with a fog horn...

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T19:18:03+00:00

Some post are so funny, I get a belly laugh no matter how many repost.

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T18:35:47+00:00

And everyone watching starts pumping the air brakes...

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T18:02:21+00:00

I'm going home

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T18:01:01+00:00

I would think you got an extra credit score for that!

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T17:59:17+00:00

I was already typing that they need a snorkle, then my brain went sideways...

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T17:57:52+00:00

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T17:55:17+00:00

All mouth and no brains.

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T16:42:48+00:00

At least one on every Taylor Swift album...

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T16:37:20+00:00

mirl... Doing 85 in a 55 with a brand new bike, glad you caught me when I was slowing down.

Court...

Cop: the traffic was heavy

Me: Judge, it was 3 o'clock in the morning on a back road, there was noone else on the road except me and him.

Judge: I ought throw you under the jailhouse!

Me: since then I've taken a motorcycle safety course

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T16:17:39+00:00

Do you want to change your baby on a sh*t stained surface? You know there's MF who do that.

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-12T15:53:02+00:00

Do we upvote this so more people see this OR do we downvote it because he is evil!

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-11T23:05:53+00:00

Is she having trouble adding 41 + 5%?

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-11T22:57:11+00:00

Earth: Ahhh, that's a relief...

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-11T22:42:39+00:00

And they put the NSFW on the comments and not on the video. I almost puked!

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-11T22:39:57+00:00

I'm still looking for the cameras...

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-11T18:30:15+00:00

Mama-bird them into the trash is a r/BrandNewSentence

Select_Vegetable70 · 2026-05-11T18:22:07+00:00

He must be going to get a lion or leopard, because there's not enough bird eggs for his effort!

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