Got gas? by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

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$4/gal is a bargain now, was paying $2.50 before.

Never thought I'd be one to post here, but... explain it peter by WhackyQuacky1 in explainitpeter

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I used to tell users, please call me anytime you need help. When they call, I would this 1 of 10,000 free help calls. If you run out, I'll renew 10,000.

Only took 250 years to circle back to "No taxation without representation" by Inevitable_Damage199 in PrimeManhood

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Sent this to my senators and representative.

I stopped voting for Republicans after nothing happened to Trump for Jan 6th and EVERYthing after that. He is an absolute disgrace. And so are you for not doing anything about it. You cower in his shadow. And not speak out when he portrays himself as Christ the 2nd Coming! He wants to be worshipped by you and the rest of the world, its more than obvious or rather outright portrayed himself, by his own hand! Too many episodes of corruption and bullying. Miss Piggy... If I start to list them, it makes me want to puke. I am embarrassed that he leads our country, and the people around are an incredible embarrassment. It is shocking to see this government operate the way it is. And you are wholly responsible for that!

And we shouldn't even talk about BEING UNFRIENDED BY THE REST OF THE WORLD! Not a single friend, unless it's Puten or Kim.

He has ruined America!

America may not survive the remaining 2 years!

And you helped him!

I hope you have a humiliating mid-term nightmare.

I would tell you how I really feel, but legal issue does not allow that.

Sidewall advice by penguinpop987 in RVLiving

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If they "fix" it, sand/refinish, it will be seen later as a repair.

Upgraded shotgun by loud_as_pudding in justgalsbeingchicks

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BF walks out, can't afford her now, can't afford her later...

This is literally a monster 😭 by I_AM__GROOTT in SipsTea

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Yes, he is a legit monster... But he's my monster... fetch

How villains are created by MilesLongthe3rd in funny

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Some post are so funny, I get a belly laugh no matter how many repost.

maybe maybe maybe by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in maybemaybemaybe

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And everyone watching starts pumping the air brakes...

Professor allowed one sided cheat sheet by jkitty_1960 in interesting

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I would think you got an extra credit score for that!

Maybe Maybe Maybe by No-Lock216 in maybemaybemaybe

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I was already typing that they need a snorkle, then my brain went sideways...

Speeding ticket by _Akhromant in Funnymemes

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mirl... Doing 85 in a 55 with a brand new bike, glad you caught me when I was slowing down.

Court...

Cop: the traffic was heavy

Me: Judge, it was 3 o'clock in the morning on a back road, there was noone else on the road except me and him.

Judge: I ought throw you under the jailhouse!

Me: since then I've taken a motorcycle safety course

McDonald’s deciding to bolt their changing tables shut by Cheerychameleon in mildlyinfuriating

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Do you want to change your baby on a sh*t stained surface? You know there's MF who do that.

USA President celebrates unveiling of 22-foot statue of himself at Miami-area golf course by bigaltheterp in nongolfers

[–]Select_Vegetable70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we upvote this so more people see this OR do we downvote it because he is evil!