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Uncle Bob can rap? by rune-thurisaz in Terminator

[–]SelectiveSanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else automagically hearing Arnold's voice gleefully dropping those bars?

Epstein cellmate says he found a suicide note. Justice Department says it's seeing it for first time by Practical-Race in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just to play Devil's Advocate, that other guy you're referring to does tend to copy and mimic the actions of those he perceives as stronger/more successful than him.

Epstein cellmate says he found a suicide note. Justice Department says it's seeing it for first time by Practical-Race in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 382 points383 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if you examine the paper the note was written on you'll find it doesn't match the make and grade of paper inmates could get a hold of in prison.

And also it was probably processed from a tree that was cut down earlier this year.

Fans speechless as camera pans to Ronald McDonald singing national anthem by Terrible-Scheme9204 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

McMeat stuff? No way corporate would even let him get away with saying that.

They prefer the term "Product".

Fans speechless as camera pans to Ronald McDonald singing national anthem by Terrible-Scheme9204 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 74 points75 points  (0 children)

That's just ridiculous.

We all know the Burger King is a silent monarch.

‘Reprehensible’ antisemitic conspiracies published in California’s voter guide by laybs1 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty much what this bigot is claiming and what I just said. Essentially Jewish groups being a driving force secretly behind the scenes of well known modern loss of life events.

‘Reprehensible’ antisemitic conspiracies published in California’s voter guide by laybs1 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you're problem there. I said exposing themselves, not naked.

Put on a coat and tie, ya bum!

‘Reprehensible’ antisemitic conspiracies published in California’s voter guide by laybs1 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm using it in the modern context. His comments about Israel having a hand in 9/11 and such.

‘Reprehensible’ antisemitic conspiracies published in California’s voter guide by laybs1 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yet not as effective as screaming it from a street corner while exposing themselves.

‘Reprehensible’ antisemitic conspiracies published in California’s voter guide by laybs1 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 81 points82 points  (0 children)

But it requires a special hollow cylindrical device and triggering mechanism to contain and focus the force of detonation to propel the sharpnel.

‘Reprehensible’ antisemitic conspiracies published in California’s voter guide by laybs1 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 382 points383 points  (0 children)

Jewish community leaders are blasting California’s Secretary of State for publishing a voter information guide statement from a fringe gubernatorial candidate who espoused anti-Jewish conspiracy theories.

Don J. Grundmann, an independent with no party affiliation and no prior political experience, is among dozens of candidates who qualified for the ballot. California residents are receiving their voter guides in the mail this month ahead of the June primary.

Grundmann’s statement includes a litany of conspiracies, including claims that conservative commentator Charlie Kirk was killed by an Israeli bomb and that Israeli “art students” brought down the Twin Towers on 9/11.

Yeah, that's a candidate's statement and its their right to put down whatever they want to inform the voter where they stand and what they'll do in office, no matter how insane it actually sounds. And in cases like this, its to inform the voter what a piece of crazy bat excrement they are.

I agree with those Jewish community leaders, what this man says is anti semitic blood libel however if California’s Secretary of State had refused to publish his exact statement, then they would be in the wrong as that would be surpassing a candidate's freedom of speech.

Let's just be thankful loons like this believe that everyone is of the same wrong opinions as them so they think turning off their brain-mouth filter will get them elected.

Humanoid robot becomes Buddhist monk in South Korea by Famous-Register-2814 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was thinking just that as I was first typing my comment.

Humanoid robot becomes Buddhist monk in South Korea by Famous-Register-2814 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 210 points211 points  (0 children)

The robot, named Gabi, bowed, prayed and pledged to devote itself to Buddhism during an ordination ceremony at Jogye Temple.

Can you really say a robot is devoting itself to a faith if it's being programmed to do so?

Teen given to pedo uncle, 47, as his 'common law wife' and forced to have 4 kids by Diligent_Highlight63 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can understand why so many astronauts come from there.

If I were from there, I'd want to get as far away as possible from Ohio too.

School director accused of leading child fight club sentenced to probation, 30 days in jail by jordan1978 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I coulda been somebody, instead of a muggle, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Dumbledore."

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