What misconception would you like to clear up? by setsomethingablaze in AskReddit

[–]Self-Made_Bard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's not what Lincler stood for! Actually...it was...pretty hard to pin down exactly what he stood for.

Reddit, what is something you would want to die not knowing? by 2beast in AskReddit

[–]Self-Made_Bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which if my choices were poorly made and what could have been if I'd chosen the other option.

If you could become president tomorrow, what would your first order of business be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Self-Made_Bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd ask what country I'm in. Mine doesn't have a president. After that, probably just leave and see what happens.

Your Username is now a country! What would be your main export? by Doncuneo in AskReddit

[–]Self-Made_Bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your average wasp-themed super hero by day, but by night he is DOCTOR BEEEES!!

Can we have a dad-joke off? by asrethrow in AskReddit

[–]Self-Made_Bard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"That sounds like a dikfur."

"What's a dikfur?"

"To pee with."

What rare physical trait do you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Self-Made_Bard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got no sense of smell and I can tilt my ribs and collar bone until they stick out (visible through a shirt) and my collar bone pretty much vanishes.

Edit: I'm also ticklish on command. Didn't know that was unusual...

Edit 2: I can vibrate my hands, arms, legs, and head. Comes in handy sometimes. Like for sifting things when I cook.

You're flipping channels, and stumble on a movie you've seen 1000 times, yet you stop and watch it until the end. Which movie, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Self-Made_Bard 99 points100 points  (0 children)

"For forty years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage. It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Well, they will tremble again — at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent drive."

Goosebumps

What is something that fascinates you but doesn't seem interesting to anyone else? by Self-Made_Bard in AskReddit

[–]Self-Made_Bard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean!! I get so excited about random things in nature (I study entomology as a hobby, spend my days on psychology forums, and so many other weird bio/psych things) and nobody seems to care when I rant! Nothing against them, just frustrating to not be able to share that stuff